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WHOOOOOO I RIDE A BALROG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its here because some of the questions are funny
(Sauron talking about Pippin starting the starwberry bubble bath)
I DIDNT DO IT! IT WAS MY PIPPIN'S EVIL TWIN! 😈 👿
well i have some more
"Gandalf, Gandalf! Take this ring! I am too small to carry this thing!"
"I cannot, will not hold the One.
You have a slim chance, but I have none.
I will not take it on a boat,
I will not take it across a moat.
I cannot take it under Moria,
That's one thing I cannot do for ya.
I would not bring it into Mordor,
I would not make it to the border."
-excerpt from Dr. Suess's FOTR