hey im back from my break 😄
and i wont le this damn thing slip
http://lawisewoman.com/captions122.html
^^"we are nazgul who say nee"^^
http://public.www.planetmirror.com/pub/engrish/ttt_captions/index.htm
lol thats canny good
"Spoilers"
(to the tune of The Real Slim Shady, which, actually, isn't a tune at all.)
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the damned release date please hurry up?
I repeat: will the damned release date please hurry up?
(We're gonna have a problem here..)
Y'all act like you've never seen a white wizard before
Jaws all on the floor, like, "Damn, I guess I don't have to see the movie anymore"
I oughtta kick your ass worse than that whore when she stole that horse, blowin' the plot of the Fellowship. (Gahhh!)
It's the Return of (uh, wait, spoilers!) the King
(See, he didn't claim to be one in the Fellowship of the Ring)
And Gandalf the Grey said --- nothing, you idiots, Greyhame's dead; the White Rider's his replacement! (*Giggle*)
Suckers for a good death'll love Theoden
*Choke-a* *Choke-a* *Choke-a* (Merry sits a bit with him, aw, lookit them)
Eowyn's walkin' around dressed as a you-know-what diggin' on you-know-who (yeah, but she's so cute, though)
Yeah, I can't quite screw myself up to let the news loose
But no one has a clue what's going on in Denethor's bedroom
Sometimes I just wanna discuss Shagrat or Ugluk, but can't, but that's cool;
New Line'll say when I'm allowed to.
Shelob is gonna hiss! Shelob is gonna hiss!
And if we're lucky Sam just might give Frodo a little kiss!
And that's the gist that we deliver to teenie kids
And expect them all to know who the hell Elanor is
Of course they don't know it (but of course they know mithril is dwarf-made; they've got the Bakshi films now, don't they?)
We ain't nothing but fangirls; well, some of us Nazgirls who stalk the hobbit people and spaz out
But if PJ can dump the Elves at the Battle of Helm's
Then there's no reason that Sam and his fellow man can't elope
That's how I feel 'bout it, too, but don't hold too much to hope
Sam has thirteen kids with Rose (Read the book! That's how it goes!)
I'm going crazy, yes I'm going really crazy
The spoilers are tempting and I'm just sick of waiting
So won't the release date please hurry up?
Please hurry up? Please hurry up?