LotR spoofs, very funny

Started by nazgulinthedark46 pages

both of those have already been posted, before, ok people, please look to see if something has already been posted before!

Yeah we have started having some reacurrence haven't we???

well there is only so much stuff on the net and i think 27 pages just about fills it, if i could post some up from my documents then i could easilly get us up to 30 but i dont know how

i'm here just to say one thing to naz:

SAUSAGE

and funny spoofs, post more 😄

lol, im not sure i even want to ask

SAUSAGE!!!!! gemme gemme gemme!!! 😱 😱

now im disturbed

Originally posted by nazgulinthedark
both of those have already been posted, before, ok people, please look to see if something has already been posted before!

🙁 OH REALLY 😮 SORRY THEN
SCENCES IN LOTR STOLEN FROM THER FILMS:
1.AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE, THE SCRIP WOULD OUTLINE THE HISTORY OF THE WAR OF THE RING THAT HAPEENED INTHE GALEXY FAR FAR AWAY.
2. GANDALF TELL FRODO THAT HE IS A TERMINATOR MAIAR FROM THE FUTURE WHO HAS COME TO PROTECT HIM FROM THE SAURONNET CORPORATION.
3. ELROND TELLS EVERYONE AT THE CONCIL " ANYBODY SEE THE ONE RING WILL DIE IN 7 DAYS"
4. BEFORE GAFALF FALL INTO THE PIT IN MORIA HE SHOUT TO THE FELLOWSHIP " I'LL BE RIGHT BACK"
5. GANDALF WILL APPEAR TO FRODO AFTER HE FELL INTO THE PIT, BUT HE WOULD BE SMALLER AND TRANSPARENT AND KIND FO BLUE.
6. EVERY SWORDS HAVE "HOOF" SOUND WHEN USEING IT.
7. THE BLACK RIDERS WEAR WHITE KILLER MASKS WITH THE KNIVES INSTEAD OF SWORDS.
8. WHILE GIMLI& LEGOLAS ARE STAYING I LORIEN LEGOLAS TURNS TO GIMLI AND ASKS" HEY! GIM YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL LAMBAS IN FRANCE?" GIMLI REPLIES " NO! WHAT?" " LAMBAS RAYALE" GIMLI REPLIES" DANG THAT'S WHACKED MAN"
9. GOLLUM'S FINGER LIGHS UP AS HE GUIDES FRODO & SAM TO MODOR, ASKING THEM TO "PHONE HOME , MY PRECIOUSSSSSS"
10. PIPPEN INSANE BY STARING AT THE ORACLE THROUGH THE PALANNIR AND MUMBLES SOTHING ABOUT THE MATRIX
11. BEFORE ELROND HANDED THE ANDURIL TO AROGORN. ARAGORN SAY " MR. SMITH WELCOME BACK WE MISS YOU"
12. AT THE WHITE TOWER PIPPEN SING " I'LL SURVIVE"
13. AT THE PELENNOR FIELD LEGOLAS SAYS" OPERATOR! I NEED A DOWNLOAD TO HOTWIRE AN OLIPHANT."
14. DURING THE BATTLE AT THE PELLENNOR FRODO & SAM ARE AMAZED TO SEE THE TYRANOSOPHAUNT REX BUST FROM THE BUSHES.
15. AT THE VERY END OF ROTK FRODO DEPART FROM GRET HAVENS TO ZION MOMENT LATER THE SHIP IS HIT BY AN ICEBERG.
16. AT MINAS MORGUL GIMLI CAMES TO SAURON FOR HIS HELP. SAURON SAYS" YOU DON'T THINK TO CALL ME GODFATHER; INSTEAD YOU COME TO MY HOUSE ON THE DAY MY DAUGHTER IS TO BE MARRIED AND YOU ASK ME TO DO MURDER LEGOLAS BECAUSE HE'S GIRL CRAZY .... FOR MONEY."

last one👆 😂

lol very good

spellcheck 😄

post the nazgul of NEEEEE!!!

naz: no, it's mine 😛

i wanna see more funny pictures!!! more narcissistic legolas!

nazgul of neee link is up, nazgul should we write our own, our very own lotr kmc spoof???

Fro_to_tha_do_ has logged in

MiricleGrowinGamgee has logged on

Fro_to_tha_do_: Hello Sam

MiricleGrowinGamgee: Hello Mr frodo..How are you?

Fro_to_tha_do_: Im fine sam...

MiricleGrowinGamgee: Good

ApplesNPints has logged on

Fro_to_tha_do_: hello merry

MiricleGrowinGamgee: O.O arent you suppose to be at the Green Dragon?

ApplesNPints: * hic* I was there...* hic* It was alot of *hic* Fun...Hey Frido...

Fro_to_tha_do: Yes?

MiricleGrowinGamgee: He is majorly drunk...Its Frodo Merry....

ApplesNPints: Yeah whatever * hic* anyway...Its a * hic* shame that you lost you finger FrodoMerry...* hic*Stupid Sam...or was it Gollum...

MiricleGrowinGamgee: Gollum

ApplesNPints: No Im Merry...Sam...don't you know * hic* anything...

Fro_to_tha_do: O.O no...Gollum is the one that did it.

ApplesNPints: Did what?

Fro_to_tha_do: Nevermind...

MiricleGrowinGamgee: I have a question...since when did we get computers....?

Fro_to_tha_do: I dont know...

ApplesNPints: I have to *hic* go...Pippin is here...*hic* were going to Marmer Faggot's.

Fro_to_tha_do: Dont you mean Farmer Maggots?

ApplesNPints: Yea...him too....bye...

ApplesNPints has signed off

IAmASexyElf has signed on

Fro_to_tha_do: hey Legolas...

MiricleGrowinGamgee: Hello Legolas

IAmASexyElf: * brushes his hair* Hello Everyone...how are you

Fro_to_tha_do: Fine

MiricleGrowinGamgee: I am good

IAmASexyElf: Good...* looks at himself and smiles* I bet your wondering how I got this complection....

Fro_to_tha_do: Not really...

MiricleGrowinGamgee: O.O well...

IAmASexyElf: Well I am sorry I cannot tell you for you see I am special and I am the only one who will ever have these looks

Fro_to_the_do: But we dont want to be like....

IAmASexyElf: However I can leave you with this... Straighten your hair...

MiricleGrowinGamgee: ok...and?

IAmASexyElf: Sam...you need contacts...Frodo...your eye's are fine...cause they are blue...like mine...You must get surgury on your ears to make them pointy...or you can hang yourself on the fan to make them pointy...and finally say stuff like Mae Govannen or Quel Umrul to the hobbit girls....they dont know what it means...but you can pass it up as sweet words.

Fro_to_tha_do: OOOOOk...

MiricleGrowinGamgee: Ok thank you Legolas

IAmASexyElf: You are welcome my not so sexy hobbit friends.Goodbye

IAmASexyElf has logged off

Fro_to_tha_do: O.O...Ok...that was odd...who would do all that?

MiricleGrowinGamgee:...Excuse me I have to go find a fan...

MiricleGrowinGamgee has signed off

Fro_to_tha_do: OOOOOk....

Fro_to_tha_do has signed off

MyPrEcIoUs has signed on

MyPrEcIoUs: MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

MyPrEcIoUs: >.>....<.< no one is on...I want my friends on...

No...ItSmInE has logged on

No...ItSmInE: YOU DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS...

MyPrEcIoUs: NOOOOOOOO...Dobby likes me

No...ItSmInE: Dobby is a F**king F**!

MyPrEcIoUs: go away and never come back

No...ItSmInE: Fine...

No...ItSmInE has signed off

MyPrEcIoUs: NO...wait...Nasty hobbits betray me...so did Dobby...come back!

MyPrEcIoUs has signed off

heres one of the funniest but shortest

Once upon a time there was an elf prince. His name was Legolas and he wore very tight tights. One day he was hunting in the woods and accidentally, taking a too bigger step in his tight tights, rendered himself infertile.

Thranduil cried.

The End

hehehe 😂 ME WANT MORE LEGOLAS!!!!

why hes infertile 😄

bloopers

from rotk

King of the Dead: The way is shut! It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it!

Legolas: *shoots Dead King with arrow*

King of the Dead: *dies*

Aragorn: I don’t think was supposed to happen…

Sam: (to Shelob) BACK OFF, YOU VERMIN! *brandishes Sting and the light of Elendil*

Shelob: *blank stare, then starts howling with laughter*

Ugly Orc Commander Dude: *does not move when piece of building is about to fall on him*

SQUISH!

Peter Jackson: shit! Lets try that again…get another extra!

😆 *laughin my arse out* MORE!!!!

That's great!

Although I would have been happy if they had just left the ugly orc get squished.