Originally posted by nazgulinthedark
both of those have already been posted, before, ok people, please look to see if something has already been posted before!
Fro_to_tha_do_ has logged in
MiricleGrowinGamgee has logged on
Fro_to_tha_do_: Hello Sam
MiricleGrowinGamgee: Hello Mr frodo..How are you?
Fro_to_tha_do_: Im fine sam...
MiricleGrowinGamgee: Good
ApplesNPints has logged on
Fro_to_tha_do_: hello merry
MiricleGrowinGamgee: O.O arent you suppose to be at the Green Dragon?
ApplesNPints: * hic* I was there...* hic* It was alot of *hic* Fun...Hey Frido...
Fro_to_tha_do: Yes?
MiricleGrowinGamgee: He is majorly drunk...Its Frodo Merry....
ApplesNPints: Yeah whatever * hic* anyway...Its a * hic* shame that you lost you finger FrodoMerry...* hic*Stupid Sam...or was it Gollum...
MiricleGrowinGamgee: Gollum
ApplesNPints: No Im Merry...Sam...don't you know * hic* anything...
Fro_to_tha_do: O.O no...Gollum is the one that did it.
ApplesNPints: Did what?
Fro_to_tha_do: Nevermind...
MiricleGrowinGamgee: I have a question...since when did we get computers....?
Fro_to_tha_do: I dont know...
ApplesNPints: I have to *hic* go...Pippin is here...*hic* were going to Marmer Faggot's.
Fro_to_tha_do: Dont you mean Farmer Maggots?
ApplesNPints: Yea...him too....bye...
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IAmASexyElf has signed on
Fro_to_tha_do: hey Legolas...
MiricleGrowinGamgee: Hello Legolas
IAmASexyElf: * brushes his hair* Hello Everyone...how are you
Fro_to_tha_do: Fine
MiricleGrowinGamgee: I am good
IAmASexyElf: Good...* looks at himself and smiles* I bet your wondering how I got this complection....
Fro_to_tha_do: Not really...
MiricleGrowinGamgee: O.O well...
IAmASexyElf: Well I am sorry I cannot tell you for you see I am special and I am the only one who will ever have these looks
Fro_to_the_do: But we dont want to be like....
IAmASexyElf: However I can leave you with this... Straighten your hair...
MiricleGrowinGamgee: ok...and?
IAmASexyElf: Sam...you need contacts...Frodo...your eye's are fine...cause they are blue...like mine...You must get surgury on your ears to make them pointy...or you can hang yourself on the fan to make them pointy...and finally say stuff like Mae Govannen or Quel Umrul to the hobbit girls....they dont know what it means...but you can pass it up as sweet words.
Fro_to_tha_do: OOOOOk...
MiricleGrowinGamgee: Ok thank you Legolas
IAmASexyElf: You are welcome my not so sexy hobbit friends.Goodbye
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Fro_to_tha_do: O.O...Ok...that was odd...who would do all that?
MiricleGrowinGamgee:...Excuse me I have to go find a fan...
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Fro_to_tha_do: OOOOOk....
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MyPrEcIoUs has signed on
MyPrEcIoUs: MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
MyPrEcIoUs: >.>....<.< no one is on...I want my friends on...
No...ItSmInE has logged on
No...ItSmInE: YOU DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS...
MyPrEcIoUs: NOOOOOOOO...Dobby likes me
No...ItSmInE: Dobby is a F**king F**!
MyPrEcIoUs: go away and never come back
No...ItSmInE: Fine...
No...ItSmInE has signed off
MyPrEcIoUs: NO...wait...Nasty hobbits betray me...so did Dobby...come back!
MyPrEcIoUs has signed off
bloopers
from rotk
King of the Dead: The way is shut! It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it!
Legolas: *shoots Dead King with arrow*
King of the Dead: *dies*
Aragorn: I don’t think was supposed to happen…
Sam: (to Shelob) BACK OFF, YOU VERMIN! *brandishes Sting and the light of Elendil*
Shelob: *blank stare, then starts howling with laughter*
Ugly Orc Commander Dude: *does not move when piece of building is about to fall on him*
SQUISH!
Peter Jackson: shit! Lets try that again…get another extra!