LotR spoofs, very funny

Started by sauron46 pages

oh well lol

i can be very evil i just choose not too

🙁 i wanna see a pic

of what?

i wrote this one, so dont be too harsh about it, i idid it in 5 minutes..well ok ten...to go with a picture

scene: weathertop

Aragorn: look i just happen to carry four hobbit sized swords, here, dont light a fire, because im goging off and laeving you for no apparent reason

Sam: im fat lets eat, light a big fire

Frodo: what are you doing put it out *stamps barefoot on the fire*

Pippin: didnt that hurt

Frodo: didnt what hurt?

Pipin: o....k

witchking: *whispers* right, that fire is where the hobbits are, what we will do is very very quietly sneak up on them, in this very convienient fog that just appeared, ok

over excited nazgul: SCREEEEEEEEECH

witchking: shit, oh bugger it lets just go kill em

Frodo: oh no they are coming, lets go to the top where we have no chance of escape

other hobbits: ok, sounds good to me

nazgul: haha your small *does cool emerge from the shadowy mist entrance*

sam: back you devils *attempts swordfight then dives to the left without being touched*

merry and pippin: sorry frodo, good luck, now to fall over without being touched again

frodo: that looks like fun, il try it....whoops i fell and dropped my sword, il never escape, unless i put the ring on, they will never think of that will they *puts ring on*

dumbassnazgul: duh....i was looking the wrong way, now for dramatic head turn *drum music*

witchking: *STAB*

frodo: ARGHHHHH

aragorn: look hobbits i found fire look look who the hell are you

nazgul: screech

aragorn: *showoff, stab slash not hurting* *slips and burns a nazgul* oh im sorry...wait a minute *burn burn burn..nast nasty nasty..greay hair flying in the wind*

last nazgul: erm.......im sorry...please dont hurt me

aragorn: *throws torch at nazgul*

nazgul: hehehe thanks for the light *run run run*

later

nazguls: ahhhh pipeweed, thank god for that man

pic of you 😛

and i already laughed at that in another thread so no need to here 😄

lol ok, scanner down, but will get lead to send pics from my phone to the computer

🤨

10. A giant moose looks at you wrong. What do you do?

Molest it and get an Oscar nod.
Cry.
It's just jealous of my good looks.
Attempt to have a stare-down with it.
Kill it.

^^^moelst it?!?!?!?!? wtf^^^

i killed it

i cant scan a pic of me up yet cos scanner is broke, but i will take photo of me on phone, and upload it onto pc..ok?

oooooohh...i see

hey NAZ the pic of u kinda looks like the mona lisa.. heheh

i killed it too, although i was tempted to do the staredown thing 😄

Originally posted by samIam
hey NAZ the pic of u kinda looks like the mona lisa.. heheh

😖 i never thought of that...

heres another one of me i took it like 2 minutes ago

😄

i look kinda weird on the second one i think

not really, you look like one of my friends in the second one

the second one doesn't look like me...i look different...i mean its a picture of me...just not what i normally look like...somethin like that...i don't look like myself...😖

yeah i undrstand lol, did get confuzzed for a minute though

i mutate when i get infront of a camera, i never look like myself when people take pictures, ah well