Haha Ring goes on Ring goes off...He did that so many times that I finally clicked the Shut Frodo Up Button and then I felt bad for him,lol.So then I let him talk again.
"Excuse me master,the pizza is here..."
"Is it evil?"
"Yes..."
*a ghost flies out of the pizza box*
"This is the one pizza TO RULE THEM ALL" LOL
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LOTR group Therapy
All the Characters ffrom LOTR are here in group therapy
*In walks Dr.Phil*
Dr.Phil: Well, hello all. I am Dr. Phil. I am here to help you
Merry: Aragorn in a pervy-hobbit fancier!!!!!
Aragorn: What!?! *Looks at Treebeard* You said you wouldn't tell!!!
Treebeard: I didn't!!
Dr.Phil: O.O Everyone calm down! Now Aragorn, what is a "pervy-hobbit fancier?"
Gandalf: It's when someone wants to snog a hobbit and can't thinkg about anything else. Sam will kill you if you try anything
Saruman: Oh like you're one to talk!
Gandalf: What the hell do you mean?
Saruman: What's with you and the Balrog?
*shows Gandalf and Balrog holding hands*
*Dr.Phil just blinks*
Gandalf: Don't talk about Fabio that way! And anyways, aren't you with that 'tongue' guy?
Saruman: *blushing* His name is Grima Wormtongue, thank you very much!
Dr.Phil: Alright now everyone, just calm down.
Legolas: I don't see why I have to be here, I don't have a problem.
Aragorn: You are constantly doing your nails and hair and checking yourself out!
Legolas: At least I bathe!
Aragorn: Who wears the tiara and tights???
*Everyone gasps*
Arwen: Daddy?!?!
Dr.Phil: What the hell?!
Arwen: My daddy always used to wear my tiaras and dresses
Dr.Phil: O.O *just shakes head*
Treebeard: I've been peed on by Sauron's Nazgul loveslaves~
Sauron: Hey, it was Saruman who was suppose to house break them
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Nazgul: Damn Sauron! All he wanted us for was so he could make cheap porn!
Denethor: I think it's good porn
*all look at Denethor in disgust*
Dr.Phil: What the hell have I gotten myself into???
Theoden: I think Eomer is a pretty boy!
Eomer: You're just jealous!
Theoden: Of what?
Eomer: The fact that me and Gandy are hotter than you!
Theoden: What?! That poncy tossing, fishnet wearer?! I highly doubt that!
Gandalf: I do not wear fishnets!
*Balrog reaches over that snaps his fishnets*
Theoden: Ha! Who wields the Flame Of Arnor now you poncy tosser!!!
Gandalf: Shut up!
*Theoden sticks his tongue out while Gandalf pouts*
Dr.Phil: You all should just go on Jerry Springer! Are you all smoking something?
All: PIPEWEED!!!!
Dr.Phil: Pipeweed?!
Pippin: Old Toby from the Shire
Dr.Phil: Where the hell are you all from?
Eomer, Eowyn & Theoden: Rohan!
Eowyn: Actually since I married Faramir I live in Gondor!
Aragorn: am king of Gondor now, go me!
Faramir: *rolls eyes* Shut up you bloody git! Nobody cares!!!
Aragorn: Elrond cares. Otherwise he wouldn't have let Arwen marry me
Arwen: *rolls her eyes* Daddy just wanted me out of Rivendell so he can rifle through my dresses
Dr.Phil: Okay the- *interrupted by a shriek from Frodo who is being furiously humped by Gollum* O.O!!!!!!!
Sam: Not again! *Squirts Gollum with his squirt bottle*
Frodo: Thanks Sam. *hit Gollum* No!!!!
Dr.Phil: Gullom, why is it you feel the need to hump Frodo?
Gollum: Cause he's my Precious! *glomps Frodo*
Frodo: o.O He's always like this!
*Legolas begins to do his nails*
Aragorn: MUST you do that???
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Legolas: Yup!
*Legolas stops doing his nails and plays with hair. Aragorn begins to quake in anger and finally takes out his sward and slices off a singe hair from Legolas' head*
*Everyone gasps as Legolas stares at the hair laying in his hands*
Leoglas: IT'S ON!!!
*Legolas tackles Aragorn and begins punching him. Dr.Phil tires to pull them apart while Sam is squirting them with his water bottle. Finally Legolas and Aragorn pull away from each other. Both look very mussed up, especially Legolas' hair*
Legolas: No look what you've done!
*takes out one of his dagger/knife/sword thingys and looks at self reflection*
All: O.O *Back away from Legolas*
Legolas: You had better hope I can fix this, Aragorn, Son of Arathorn!
Gimli: Oh, no. He called him "son of Arathorn"...he's serious
*Everyone waits anxiously to see if Legolas can fix his hair. Luckily by some Elven magiv or something, his hair is perfect again!*
Dr.Phil: Well, that was strange
Gimli: Actually that happens quite regularly. You don't want to see Leggy when he can't fix it!
*Merry struggles a snort*
Gimli: what???
Merry: Nothing, just.....Leggy?!? *busts out laughing. All the hobbits, Sauron, Nazgul and Treebeard join in while the rest try to hold it because Legolas is still holding his sword thing*
Dr.Phil: okay everyine, try to calm down
Legolas: *grabs one of Gimli's axes and starts chopping at Treebeard's leg* Ha! Who's the big tree now, you poncy tosser!!!!!
Theoden: Hey! That's my line!
Legolas: *Lifts up the axe* YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!?!?
*Receptionist comes in and everyone stops what they are doing*
Receptionist: Um, sir...The Harry Potter cast is here for their group therapy session. *looks around and sees Legolas with the axe* Whoa...*drools*
Dr.Phil: Great! *walks out*
All but receptionist* Ummmmm.....
Nazgul: Well, we must be going *Screeches for Fell beasts*
Denethor: Hey, can I be in your next movie?!?
Nazgul: No! You're too ugly! *Denethor starts crying as the Nazgul leave*
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*Treebeard, Sauron, Saruman....and everyone else but the Fellowship leave*
Fellowship: Um.....
*Receptionist walks over to Legolas and touches him*
Receptionist: Oooooh....
Legolas: You will refrain from touching me, ma'am!
*Receptionist grabs Legolas and hog ties him and carries him out*
All: Um.....what now?
Pippin: Let's go to the Green Dragon and get some pints!
All: Okay
*They leave*
This was written by Me and my best Friend Mya Date! WE have created a sequal. I hope you guys enjoy this!!
oxoxo
Becky
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hey the sequal will be on as soon as we finish re-editing it. This one is a lot longer and little more racier. ALL DUE TO MY BOYFRIEND AND MY FRIEND!!!!! HEHEHEHE!!! We have LOTR characters along with Buffy characters so i hope you guys have enjoyed the first one and I hope you guys will like the second one as well.
oxoxoxoxo
Becky 💃
The New Torture
here's a really cute story I found at COE and I wanted to post it here.
The New Torture
Creepy Voice: *gibberish*
Galadriel: Sorry, I can't translate that.
Creepy Voice: *gibberish*
Galadriel: huh?
Creepy Voice: ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK AGH BURZUM-ISHI KRIMPATUL!
Galadriel: *screams* *faints*
Creepy Voice: *evil chuckle*
Narrator: Well, I guess I have to narrate now. The creepy voice is really Sauron. He is now dragging away Galadriel and- wait. How can you drag her away? You're an eyeball!
Sauron (glares): Shut up!
Narrator: I can't, I'm the narrator.
(Sauron puts Galadriel in a sack and carries her over his shoulder)
Narrator: Shoulder? But you're an eye-
Sauron: Shut up!
(The Narrator shuts up. for the present. Sauron heads out of Lothlorien and heads to Minas Tirith. He sees Borimir before he even reaches Gondor)
Borimir: *humming*
Sauron: Hello
Borimir: Hello (keeps walking until he suddenly has a thought) Hey! You're an eyeball! What are you doing wondering around Gondor?
(Sauron rolls his eye)
Sauron: Oh, well I lost this ring of mine and I was looking for it.
Borimir: oh, (keeps walking until he has another thought) you're an eyeball!
Sauron (sarcastically): You noticed!
Borimir: Where would you put a ring? And why did you have a sack over your shoulder?
Narrator: Shoulder?! He's an eye! How can he have a-
(Sauron puts the Narrator in a sack and throws him over his shoulder)
Borimir: He has a point, you know.
Sauron (glares): Have you ever played in a sack?
Borimir (thoughtfully): I used to when I was a little boy, but I don't any more. Of course there was that one time I was drunk and-
(Sauron throws a sack over Borimir and puts him over his shoulder)
Narrator (from his sack): But you're an eye-
(Sauron ignores the Narrator and keeps walking)
Narrator: Walking?
(Sauron knocks the Narrator unconscious)
Borimir: Thank you, he talks too much.
Sauron (to himself): Okay, I've got three, just two more.
Borimir: Huh?
(Sauron ignores him and heads to Mirkwood)
Borimir: Did you know talking to yourself is the first sign of old age?
(Sauron hits Borimir and continues his journey)
Borimir: ow.
(While in Mirkwood, Sauron spots an elf ahead of them and grabs him by the hair)
Legolas: My hair! Hiya! (Legolas karate chops Sauron and burns his hand) ow!
(Sauron pulls Legolas into a sack by his hair)
Legolas: You messed up my hair!
Sauron: oh no! That's my last sack!
Borimir: Welcome to the group, Legolas
Legolas: *sob*
Galadriel: Huh? What happened?
Sauron: Great! Now every one is waking up! No talking!
Galadriel: Why am I in a sack?
Sauron: Because I am taking you guys captive until I get my ring back. Now shut up. I just hope the Narrator doesn't wake up.
Galadriel: I don't have your ring!
Borimir: I don't have your ring!
Legolas: I don't have your ring!
Narrator: ...
(Sauron throws the 4 sacks over his shoulder and heads to Rivendell)
Galadriel, Legolas, Borimir: Shoulder?
Narrator: ...
Galadriel: Why are we going to Rivendell?
(Sauron ignores her)
Galadriel: I'll ask the Narrator, then. He knows what the story is about. (moves to wake the Narrator)
Sauron, Legolas, Borimir: NO!
Narrator: TOO LATE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Sauron, Legolas, and Borimir all glare at Galadriel)
Galadriel: How can you glare at me? I'm in a bloody sack!
Narrator: Finally they reach Rivendell. And who should they come in contact with that the one and only-
Legolas: Oh no! Not him!
Narrator: Aragorn!
Aragorn: What?
Sauron: no! You alerted him! This just makes things harder.
Aragorn: Huh? Hey why do you have four sacks over your shoulder?
Narrator: HE'S AN EYE! YOU IDIOTS! HE! HAS! NO! SHOULDER!!!
(Sauron knocks the Narrator unconscious)
Narrator: again *faints*
Aragorn: That wasn't very nice.
Sauron: You know what else isn't very nice?!
(Sauron grabs Aragorn by the neck and throws him into one of his sacks)
Narrator (wakes up): and because he has no extra sacks, Aragorn gets thrown in with-
Legolas: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Aragorn: Hello, Leggy, fancy seeing you here.
Legolas: Don't call me Leggy, Gorny!
Aragorn: Don't call me Gorny, Leggy!
Legolas: Gorny!
Aragorn: Leggy!
Legolas: Gorny!
Aragorn: Leggy!
Legolas: Gorny!
Aragorn: Leggy!
Narrator: And while this is going on for two more hours, Sauron is getting fed up with it and knocks three of us out cold (Narrator along with Legolas and Aragorn faint)
Sauron: Thank goodness.
Galadriel: Does this story have a point?
Narrator (wakes up): of course! We are just going to reach the main point in-
(Sauron knocks the Narrator out cold)
Sauron: Now if you five will follow me-
Galadriel: Like we have a choice!
Sauron (glares): If you will follow me I will lead you to where we are to get to my ship
Galadriel: Ship?
Sauron: Space ship to be exact. I don't want you five to get loose.
Galadriel: ...?
Sauron: Those three are out for a while so I'm gonna have to knock you two out also.
Galadriel: No need. Borimir is asleep and I promise not to look where we are going.
Sauron: Nice try, but sorry-
Galadriel: *faints*
Sauron: Well that takes care of that.
(Sauron carries the four sacks and five people over to a place I can't tell you where and are beamed up to his space ship)
Sauron: Home sweet home!
(Sauron then dumps the five people out of the sacks. They wake up immediately)
Legolas: Where are we?
Aragorn: I don't know.
Legolas: I wasn't asking you, Gorny!
Aragorn: Well I answered anyway, Leggy!
Legolas: Gorny!
Aragorn: Leggy!
Legolas: Gorny!
Aragorn: Leggy!
Legolas: Gorny!
Aragorn: Leggy!
Narrator: And while this is going over again-
All: SHUT UP!
(Narrator shuts up)
Sauron: Now if you will follow me
All: *follow*
Narrator: He led us into a circular room that had 10 chairs in it.
Sauron (glaring at the Narrator): SIT!
All: *sit*
Narrator: As we all sit down- (screams) Chains come and hold us in place! Oh no!
Sauron: *evil laugh* Now, I am sorry to say that the usual sort of torture that I do has worn off and I am doing a new kind. You all will be forced to read really bad fan fiction about yourselves. Unless you get me my ring back you will be reading bad fan fiction for the rest of your lives! Evil laugh!
Borimir: why did you just say 'evil laugh'?
Sauron: It's easier than really laughing evilly.
Borimir: oh.
Sauron: So now let's get to business. I don't like how these seats are arranged, so we are going to switch places a bit.
(Aragorn and Legolas look nervous)
Sauron, Okay now. Let's see. Let's go Galadriel, Borimir, the Narrator Legolas and then-
Legolas and Aragorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sauron: *evil laugh* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Narrator: And suddenly the chairs moved so that we are now in the order of Galadriel, Borimir, Me, Le-
Aragorn: Leggy!
Legolas: Gorny!
Aragorn: Leggy!
Legolas: Gorny!
Aragorn: Leggy!
Legolas: Gorny!
Aragorn: Leggy
Galadriel: Shut up!
Legolas: You shut up, Gladiator!
Galadriel: If I weren't chained up right now, I'd slap you, Leggy!
Legolas: Sorry, but you are chained up right now, Gladiator!
Galadriel: Leggy!
Legolas: Gladiator!
Aragorn: Leggy!
Legolas: Gorny!
Borimir: Hey, that's not fair! Two against one?
Galadriel: Shut up, Borry!
Borimir: What did I do?
Legolas (laughing): Borry! That's a good one!
Borimir: Leggylulu!
Legolas: ...!
Aragorn: ...
Narrator: ...
Galadriel: ...
Sauron: ...?
Legolas: Borry! Borry! Borry!
Aragorn: Leggylulu (Laughs until there are tears in his eyes and running down his cheeks)
Borimir: Leggylulu!
Galadriel: Borry! Gorny! Leggylu- (laughs along with Aragorn)
Narrator: You people are weird.
(All of them keep yelling at each other until suddenly😉
Sauron: QUIET!!!
All: ...
Sauron: Thank you. Now would you all face the screen. (all face screen)
Narrator: Then suddenly, on the screen came a story.
Sauron: Here is the first bad fan fiction. I'm starting lightly, but as time goes on they will get worse. Now READ!
Galadriel: Who's gonna make- Hey! I can't stop reading!
Legolas: Me neither! And it's only the author's summery!
Aragorn: What did you do?
Sauron: I had Saruman put one of his spells on it so that no one can take their eyes off of it! Evil laugh!
All: oh no!
Narrator: We have no choice but to read on.
//"Legolas' New Hair Style"
"By Orcsipoo"\\
Aragorn: This should be good!
Legolas: *sob*
Bormir: What kind of name is'Orcsipoo'?
(Behind Borimir an orc growls)
//"One day Legolas went over to his bestest friend's house
'Aragorn! How are you ol' boy?'"\\
Aragorn and Legolas: NOOOOOOOO!
Legolas: Since when was Gorny my best friend?
Aragorn: Don't ask me!
//"'I've been just fine, Legolas. How's it going with you?' Aragorn answered.
'Oh, same old. I say I love what you did with your hair!' Legolas pointed to Aragorn's hair which was tied back into two small piggy-tails."\\