USH'S MATRIX GAME: SECOND ASSIGNMENT: 'Ghost Hunt'

oooooooo
thanks for telling me!!
THATS why i was exeting so fast,
well hitting with 19's and all i dont think i need to do that!

Heph looks around for a moment before trying Door #1.

Yeah, that's overkill unless you are trying to make shotgun pancakes out of the people. One guy got hit with a 21...

shotgun pancakes, i like it!
mmm needs maple syrup!

Sorry, no maple, just gunpowder.

Eww....lol!

And I think it'd be more like making Swiss cheese ^^

NEW IDEA!
ok now on my shotgun i want,
"MMM Shotgun Pancakes" engraved on it!

Good point...

Matrix bullethole cheese? 😄

lol...

"Watch as we make Coppertop swiss cheese!"

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM

"Oops...too many holes...oh well!"

Heh... well, that's the learning curve for you!

Mors, you turn and stab. -2- not as good as your previous stabs, but with this guy already wounded by CLoud, that dtops him!

Heph, you run North, into a wide upstairs storeroom with...

"Zuban smash!"

... a manic, insane, and above all, HUGE cook in there!

And apparently not just a cook; he looks quite handy with that weapon in his hand. Which is bigger than he is.

If you have seen Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, you may remember the enormous mace twice the size of her that the older girl tries to pick up in the Dojo fight there, before it falls back and smahses the concrete. Zuban is wielding that. In one hand.

It appears he wants to smash, Heph, and you suspect he means you!... as it happens, you get the first attack on him...

A little crunchy, TM... 😛

GIVE HIM HELL HEP!

Ah, but crunchy is the best! XD that's my new phrase, now, I think...coppertop swiss cheese!

Kick his ass, Heph!

Try not to get hit, Heph. That weapon does plus seven damage.

Also, if you take more than 15 damage from it in one go, it knocks you prone.

"Well, Chef Big Boy, looks like the main menu says 'Can of Wup Ass' tonight, not 'Smashed Warrior'..."

Hephaestus charges forewards, jumps on a table, and Jump of the Grasshopper kicks the gigantic chef from Hell in the chest.

Zuban dodges.

You roll evens, Heph. As a kick is at -1, that brings your total down to 14- his dodge brought him to 15.

"Zuban laugh!" he says, as your kick flies just past him.

He then swings that enormous mace at you. INCOMING!

woah!
hep needs backup!
how many copper tops are left?
shoot one of um
then cell adrianne,
"anyone else need help?"

Next action, Burn, you can do that...

Awww, you think Heph is scared, like a big natural baby?

Zuban is the first of your named opponents to fight...

Great...

Verticle Dodge! Verticle Dodge! NOW!

Heph blinks as the mace flies towards him, and sprints to a wall and up it as fast as possible.

"Stop laughing and let me hit you!"

Only one opponent, Heph! A standard dodge will do you fine- two points either way! But make it off the wall for style, that's fine.

Zuban rolls +1... a 14. Your dodge takes you to 17, and safety! Phew!

Of course, technically I have to wait now before carrying on this fight...