The Gentleman's Club

Started by sk8rpunkbarbie2,578 pages

i will later tho yers just for u *kiss* here have a vodkla

sorry but its out of the question cos Tinil-Galia has gone hense the fact that im here

okok i really really gtg now see ya all later on

throny what u on about ?

the mud fight

ill get one of the other girls later maybe silver if shes better ok bye bye everyone i gtg to the loo b4 my next exam byyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee *kisses and hugs to both of ya*

try to have fun, you can come and relax here later on 😉

see ya

awww, so no mud fight then? 🙁

And I've already changed into my little bikini and everything.... 😎

and she ain't joking, she looks hot

well hello everyone*walks up to bar* yerss can i get a beer here man

sorry mate no-ones here, just you and me

oh that sucks *slides over bar and grabs a beer*you want somthin?

yeah get me a scotch

one scotch comin right up*passes him the scotch* well i gotta get to work i'll cya later*chugs his beer and walks out

see ya

Re: The Gentleman's Club

Originally posted by Syren
This club is for the elite. The ladies we employ are the most stunning, luxurious creatures on the face of the planet. For a price, they will twist, writhe and shake their beautiful bootys to any music. Enter, and live out your wildest fantasies. We are clean, sexy and promise to show you a good time. Anyone will be admitted, but be careful, the ladies are not all quite as they seem. we serve a multitude of refreshments, order ANYTHING your heart desires.

ok, i think i gotta few things to clear up.
first of all, HELLOOOO GUYS AND GALS!!!!!!!
secondly, as you can probably see, in the intro to this club i wrote that the ladies i employ are the most stunning creatures on this planet, MEANING all of them!! Bid and Silva, i do love you, more than i can say, and i'm employing other girls in order to help you out!
thirdly, the men that come in are mostly respectful, but we seem to have the odd few *shifty eyes ay 98R1 and 69ersteiner* who still think itz a whorehouse.
ITZ NOT!!!!!!!!!!
last but not least, where i said order ANYTHING your heart desires, i meant DRINKS wise, as the ppl that come in here are not all quite human, ok??
now please, dont make me apologise to everyone again, i hope i've cleared a few things up, and I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!
*sits down on bar stool and puts head in hands, shoulders shaking*

not all human? so we're lookin at extra terrestrial perverts here?

LMAO!!!!!!
no! i mean, look at my avatar, i'm what you'd call a lady of the night (not prostitute you sod), we have werewolves, vampires, demons etc etc. they order all sorts of drinks, as you can probably tell, ok?

Sorry Syren...lets get things straight...when I saw this site I didnt go to the first page i went to the 100th page. So of course I did not see the intro, just the heading " The Gentleman's Club" Then I see chicks dancing on polls and drenching themselves with water, wearing practically nothing. So was I way out of line for asking if there is nude dancing? NO! This isn't a gentlemans club, its a club for teasing, and the last time I checked, not too many guys liked to be teased....