The Gentleman's Club

Started by total metalhead2,578 pages
Originally posted by Syren
LMAO!!!!!!
no! i mean, look at my avatar, i'm what you'd call a lady of the night (not prostitute you sod), we have werewolves, vampires, demons etc etc. they order all sorts of drinks, as you can probably tell, ok?

this place sounds kinda scary. but hey who hasnt got a bit of evil in them?

anyway i should go. im anything but a gentleman 😈

*walks in*
in need of blood and fellow vampires here....😈

for your information, the title of this club is only a name, itz actually named after a club in norwich, where i live. this place is a lap dancing club, not a strip completely club! guys love to be teased when they are in a place that caters for this kind of thing, for example, HERE! the fact that no one else who has come in here has complained is a sign to me that, though your opinion is welcome, it doesnt hold much ground with me. if you dont like the fact that there isnt ass and **** flying around you, why dont you open your own club? i could do with some competition. i trust that most of my regulars would back me up and continue coming in here, with or without the total porno nakedness!! and let me ask you something else 69er, hoe long do you think your club would remain open if you dont adhere to the fact that this site is a PG13??

Probably not long...but that doesnt mean more men would like my club

woo go syren!

Really its a pretty simple concept to have a better club than you....first off, have exactly the same basics ( girls, drinks ,etc ) but the only difference is, have the option to be nude. If the guy requests naked, then its naked he'll get. If he just wants to be teased, he can, but I will have a giftshop for new boxers/briefs on the way out.

thankyou TM *takes a bow*
and 69er, you are always welcome here, as is anyone, but u GOTTA keep it clean ok? i refuse to have my club closed down by a few idiots when itz blatantly doing quite well!
*hands bloom a jug of blood with a cocktail umbrella in the top*

thats fine...i never said i would screw up your club. all i said was dont hate on me for thinking there was nudity...once i knew there wasnt. i left. so get off my ass

hi syren 😉

"walks in and sits on the corner"
gals!!! A pure double absolut and a steak au poivre pls..im starved 😛

*takes blood frm syren*
thanks babe😉

Originally posted by bLooMiLiCioUs
*takes blood frm syren*
thanks babe😉

oooo blood, havent had that in a while.

Originally posted by 69erSteiner
Really its a pretty simple concept to have a better club than you....first off, have exactly the same basics ( girls, drinks ,etc ) but the only difference is, have the option to be nude. If the guy requests naked, then its naked he'll get. If he just wants to be teased, he can, but I will have a giftshop for new boxers/briefs on the way out.

alright. i gotta way to sort this out, 69er, either you open a club yourself, or you bring your merchandise to mine and we'll sort out a pay roll for you!
and, the girls will now be allowed to PM any guy for a private dance, as dirrrty as they like, but it WILL be up to the ladies what they do, ok?
I got plenty of filthy things going on in my head, i never pretended to be innocent, but as i've probably already stated i'm not willing to post it here because i have respect for the moderators and youngsters that use this site.
do i make myself clear, and can we all start enjoying ourselves again, please??

Deal. but i must go...we will talk business later

Originally posted by 69erSteiner
thats fine...i never said i would screw up your club. all i said was dont hate on me for thinking there was nudity...once i knew there wasnt. i left. so get off my ass

i'm not hating on you, the point of this place is to DANCE on you, so sit down and enjoy
and im not gonna get off your ass, i'm gonna get on it baby
😉

now thats more like it

bye syren, ill see you on later

*jumps on stage, wearing a long, black leather trench coat and grabs microphone*
ok ladies and gents, now we've got that sorted, who's up for a wild party?????

...no steaks here? 🤨

dont talk about steaks here!!! there a vampires around apparently...