The Gentleman's Club

havent been here in a while

*opens cooler and shifts past the occational jell-o package 😖hifty: pulls out another bottle of vodka and sets behind bar on shelves, pours LF a tequila and slides it down to him*

*Suddenly realizes the money he gave to Syren tonight was his cut from last night, and realizes he had NO action at all what so ever today* *scratches head and silently begins to panic internally*

Originally posted by JToTheP
*opens cooler and shifts past the occational jell-o package 😖hifty: pulls out another bottle of vodka and sets behind bar on shelves, pours LF a tequila and slides it down to him*

Thanks man 😄 * gives JP a 10 dollar tip * I guess most people are pretty cheap at giving you tips 😂

Not usually...*slips $10 bill into kangeroo apron pocket and tries to stay sane*

whoa, it lives

Yes the gents club still has some life in it

:: throws a few cans of tear gas into the club and goes in with a sawed off shot gun::

Yes it's alive, IT'S ALIVE, IT'S ALIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!! 😆

Evo, dude, if you want to work here you're welcome, but try not to massacre your colleagues 🙄

:: pulls out a silencer and shoots a security guard::

Yeah, I woke it up, we had a party, I soaked J with the soda siphon, my song came on, I got naked, then there was a fight, some n00b nutcase tried to batter JP, but he's permanently stoned so felt nothing, now the n00b nutter is back, I'm back, the G Club's back, it's all graaaaavy baaaaby 😉

noob?

syren go check out my history of names in my profile and see if im a noob

Hey listen here miss Sexy Kerry! I am NOT per...I am not stoned! *stares into Kerry at direct eye sight with blood shot eyes and starts to snicker*

ATTENTION EVOLUTION!!! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!! THIS IS A STRIP CLUB! THERE IS A FIGHTCLUB FOR ALL NUTTERS TO GO AND VENT FRUSTRATION. THIS IS NOT IT. EITHER SIT AT THE BAR AND GET PISSED, OR PISS OFF. YOUR CHOICE PAL. BEFORE I GET REAL ANNOYED. AND YOU DON'T WANT TO F.UCK ME OFF.

DOES HE GUYS? 😇

pass the chronic over here jp

<< thinks should i comment on syrens post.

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Originally posted by Syren
ATTENTION EVOLUTION!!! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!! THIS IS A STRIP CLUB! THERE IS A FIGHTCLUB FOR ALL NUTTERS TO GO AND VENT FRUSTRATION. THIS IS NOT IT. EITHER SIT AT THE BAR AND GET PISSED, OR PISS OFF. YOUR CHOICE PAL. BEFORE I GET REAL ANNOYED. AND YOU DON'T WANT TO F.UCK ME OFF.

DOES HE GUYS? 😇

YEEAH! 😱 Yeah he does not I me-an! *voice cracks at me-an*

i wont f*ck her off but i will f*cker her

😆

Sorry dude, I kept saying that you were welcome here, but you kept going all loopy......

And you are a n00b, you only joined in May. Regardless of that, you're acting like one.

Also, I know exactly who you used to be, you're the guy who wound LTA up to the point of him being perma-banned.

I've completely ignored that fact coz you've never done anything to piss me off, and as much as I adore LTA, it's not my business. But now you're irritating the hell out of me.

Why can't you just get into the swing of things? This thread has been going since December, it's one of the longest here, and if it gets closed because of you being an immature prat, I'm bound to be annoyed, You would be.

Moving on, would you like a drink?