The Gentleman's Club

Started by Syren2,578 pages
Originally posted by Evolution
i wont f*ck her off but i will f*cker her

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You're gonna 'f.ucker' me??

Oh no, whatever shall I do?

Originally posted by Syren
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You're gonna 'f.ucker' me??

Oh no, whatever shall I do?

Kerry PLEASE, keep your eyeballs IN your skull, no bugging out! 😆 😆 😆 😆

*wanders in*

Evolution, stop being rude to everyone, you want to have an imaginary internent fight, go use the Fight club thread to show what a tough guy you are.

Now, who's the best lap dancer in here?

lol Probably syren 😛

backfire chill man it was just a joke.

i know theres a fight club already.

Okay, I'll take one. See if she can beat Tex's dancing.

Tex aint nothin

*pours more shots and drinks and slides them to people*

*Thinks* HOW haven't I gotten ANY action since last night!? *scratches head and starts to panic more*

Did the BF just request a lap dance??

From me?

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*sigh*

And I was about to go to bed........

😗

*feet start to twitch, runs out into back and spazes out* ARGH how did I not get action since last night and I'm a PIMP dammit!? *leans against wall wrapped in pimp coat and shivers and shakes and twitches*

People, take note, I hereby declare that I will dance for no-one until I have completed a full, satisfactory dance for BackFire. Level of satisfaction being judged by him, and only him.

Good night xxx

Originally posted by JToTheP
*feet start to twitch, runs out into back and spazes out* ARGH how did I not get action since last night and I'm a PIMP dammit!? *leans against wall wrapped in pimp coat and shivers and shakes and twitches*

*runs after JP, pins him to the wall and slaps him hard*

You concentrating?

Good.

*kisses him full on the mouth, pressing body into him and sliding hand inside his shirt*

*wraps his arms round me, resting his hands on my butt*

*pulls away and then softly kisses him on the nose*

Til tomorrow sweet thang 😉

Originally posted by Syren
*runs after JP, pins him to tha wall and slaps him hard*

You concentrating?

Good.

*kisses him full on the mouth, pressing body into him and sliding hand inside his shirt*

*wraps his arms round me, resting his hands on my butt*

*pulls away and then softly kisses him on the nose*

Til tomorrow sweet thang 😉

😱 Y-Yes! 😄 Kerry your the greatestttttt!!!!!!! 😄 😱

Originally posted by Syren
People, take note, I hereby declare that I will dance for no-one until I have completed a full, satisfactory dance for BackFire. Level of satisfaction being judged by him, and only him.

Good night xxx

Wow you trying to satisfy BF is like George Bush being freinds with osama bin ladin, that will never happen. 😬

Ugh....I get here so late

Yeah so were we're you?

*walks back in club and spanks chel* 😗

*walks back in silently* 😊

Dont trip Irene 😊

:: puts an arm around chels::