The Gentleman's Club

Mud wrestling..... *sigh* Reminds me of the good ol' days in this very vicinity with Chelle and in the Fantasy thread with Solitaire cry I miss both my gals.

Originally posted by English Moosette
*peeks over Scott's shoulder and nods at the ladies*

Hey girls, good weekend?

*slips hands into Scott's pockets and snuggles* 😖hifty:

Woo! 😱

Originally posted by Clovie
is it? 😑

It is...very fun. SO it hot oil wrestling. You should try it sometime. 😛

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
It is...very fun. SO it hot oil wrestling. You should try it sometime. 😛

who's solitare? 😑

Hot oil??

*pulls hands out of pockets and spins Scott round*

Pain/Pleasure thing again, hmm....

*drags Scott over to bar*

We have things to discuss young man, drink?

@Clovie ~ Solitaire was Fallen Jedi, you remember her? Dirty beeatch that she was, I loved that chick droolio

i remeber her, i didn't know that's her name (?)

Originally posted by English Moosette
Hot oil??

*pulls hands out of pockets and spins Scott round*

Pain/Pleasure thing again, hmm....

*drags Scott over to bar*

We have things to discuss young man, drink?

@Clovie ~ Solitaire was Fallen Jedi, you remember her? Dirty beeatch that she was, I loved that chick droolio

*stumbles into the bar with a crash*

Easy...watch the hair! *straightens himself*

Yeah...rye and coke...

Pain and pleasure..that's right...hot oil...hot wax...

*jumps behind bar and whips up drink*

Here.... take a load off baby 😉

Originally posted by English Moosette
*jumps behind bar and whips up drink*

Here.... take a load off baby 😉

I'm a cheeseball? WHIPS up a drink? Too obvious to be coincidence.

Thanks sexy.

*jumps off the roof and runs down the road*

😆

John, up on stage beeatch, we gotta show these amateurs how it's done 😉

Scott, you got a spare half hour? I think, I think I feel my dormant urges rising......

*climbs on stage*

Originally posted by English Moosette
😆

John, up on stage beeatch, we gotta show these amateurs how it's done 😉

Scott, you got a spare half hour? I think, I think I feel my dormant urges rising......

*climbs on stage*

*checks watch*

Uh huh.

*runs in the back door screaming and fights The Invisible Man*

*stares open mouthed at John*

What the HELL are you doing??

*flicks hair back over shoulder and struts to centre of stage*

F*ck it, I got a job to do......

Originally posted by English Moosette
*stares open mouthed at John*

What the HELL are you doing??

*flicks hair back over shoulder and struts to centre of stage*

F*ck it, I got a job to do......

He does this a lot. He nearly killed everyone in my Santa Moose thread....I'm worried about him...

Hey! He challenged me, and I don't dance on a stage! *kicks The Invisible Man out the back door and closes it*

*eyes John worriedly*

Thanks, that Invisible guy was really beginning to..... meh, screw that.

*grabs pole and winks at Scott*

I'm not actually sure if I can still do this, getting old y'know.....

*Thinks* I'm not drunk, not yet, it's only 1:50, way to early *trips over the bar*

Originally posted by English Moosette

*grabs pole and winks at Scott*

I'm not actually sure if I can still do this, getting old y'know.....

Yeah...you hit 20 and it all goes downhill.

Hell...if you're worried...I'm not sure I can do this anymore. I should get some Viagra.

You won't need that, I promise 😉

*starts to gring hips slowly against pole and leans body backwards*

*runs hands up and down pole and bites lip seductively*

🙄

I feel like a complete amateur.....

*hooks leg around pole and slides body around and down towards the floor*