The Gentleman's Club

YAY BRANDY!!!!!!!!!!!
*drinks one and falls on floor*

*picks heap up by shoulders and drags to sofa*

🙄

Another heap. Yay.

*Lies on sofa in a heap, dribbling and making funny woofing noises*

*looks at vegetable and shakes head*

Oh well....

*downs rest of brandy and hops on stage*

*misses*

Bugger.......

hey Syren person, i just want to tell u i thought u were my childhood friend Sioni when i first saw a pic of u 😮, u look soooo like her 😂

*pop head out from under the heap*
I WANT MORE!!!!

Originally posted by Sun Ce
hey Syren person, i just want to tell u i thought u were my childhood friend Sioni when i first saw a pic of u 😮, u look soooo like her 😂

😱 You know my original name!!! Sioni, that's pretty 😄

Originally posted by English Moosette
😱 You know my original name!!! Sioni, that's pretty 😄

Isnt thew moosette a girl? Why would you have a gentlemens club, with dancing girls?

Hi everyone! dancing girl?
They sound cool.
Welcome to party... 😄

Originally posted by Sex Pistol
Isnt thew moosette a girl? Why would you have a gentlemens club, with dancing girls?

hysterical

You have no idea what I'm into.

Originally posted by English Moosette
hysterical

You have no idea what I'm into.

Good Gravy...NO one has any idea methinks...you are so....multi-leveled!

Multi leveled? I prefer multi talented, tiered and dangerously layered 😉

:: walk's into club smoking a cigar and a beer in the other hand::

You can't bring your own beverages into the vicinity I'm afraid.

Originally posted by English Moosette
Multi leveled? I prefer multi talented, tiered and dangerously layered 😉

Whatever hon, you're an onion...peel back one layer and there are many more.

An onion? Oh yesh, sour and with the sprouting of hairs in the sun.

Originally posted by English Moosette
An onion? Oh yesh, sour and with the sprouting of hairs in the sun.

I'm never going to be good enough for you! *crying...mascara runs freely* I try and try....and you just keep nailing me down further...

*produces tissue from cleavage*

Wipe your face dahling, get yourself a strong drink and let me take you into the back room and show you just how good enough for me you actually are diva