The Gentleman's Club

Started by Grand_Moff_Gav2,578 pages

Originally posted by Syren
Dorian - you don't really have to leave! I was just trying to inject some of the old style back into the club and if you and your lady friend are slitting your wrists and drinking one another's blood it doesn't look good for the club.

GMG - Dude, take a chill pill. You can be a bouncer but I don't want you throwing everyone out all the time, that caused arguments last time and if it happens this time round then we won't need bouncers at all, ok? Oh, and you don't need to maintain the club, I'm quite capable.

Devalion - HEY HONEY!! hug

LethalFemme - Of course, we always need barmaids.

ANYONE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?

Very well Mon Capitan!

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
No, no I'm not...but the Catholics are...
Hey, have you heard the one about the Catholic, the Protestant, and the Born again Christian?

Originally posted by Syren
Dorian - you don't really have to leave! I was just trying to inject some of the old style back into the club and if you and your lady friend are slitting your wrists and drinking one another's blood it doesn't look good for the club.

GMG - Dude, take a chill pill. You can be a bouncer but I don't want you throwing everyone out all the time, that caused arguments last time and if it happens this time round then we won't need bouncers at all, ok? Oh, and you don't need to maintain the club, I'm quite capable.

Devalion - HEY HONEY!! hug

LethalFemme - Of course, we always need barmaids.

ANYONE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?

Yeah... where's my hug? weep

Originally posted by Fëanor
Hey, have you heard the one about the Catholic, the Protestant, and the Born again Christian?

No...what is it?

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Very well Mon Capitan!

Hey, ignorant, do I look like a man? 😒

*hugs Itzak* 🙄

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
No...what is it?
oh. well neither have I. i was sort of hoping you'd tell me.

Originally posted by Syren
Hey, ignorant, do I look like a man? 😒

*hugs Itzak* 🙄

you can get female Captains! SEXIST!!!!!

Don't I get one?

Originally posted by Syren
Dorian - you don't really have to leave! I was just trying to inject some of the old style back into the club and if you and your lady friend are slitting your wrists and drinking one another's blood it doesn't look good for the club.

GMG - Dude, take a chill pill. You can be a bouncer but I don't want you throwing everyone out all the time, that caused arguments last time and if it happens this time round then we won't need bouncers at all, ok? Oh, and you don't need to maintain the club, I'm quite capable.

Devalion - HEY HONEY!! hug

LethalFemme - Of course, we always need barmaids.

ANYONE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?

Hola Senorita! I thought i'd pop in, since I haven't been here in a while! 😉 🙄

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
you can get female Captains! SEXIST!!!!!

Don't I get one?

only if you pay 'em enough

Originally posted by Syren
*employs Padnoramomo and LethalFemme*

What would you ladies like to do for the club? Do you think you could benefit the club atmosphere in any way?

*employs GMG*

And yourself? What do you think you could bring to the club as a whole?


I can pole dance?
and I have basic bar experience*altho illegal*

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
I can pole dance?
and I have basic bar experience*altho illegal*
oh! i didn't realise it was that kind of club.

Its not...attention seeking I think...

it's not seeking attention?

Originally posted by Fëanor
oh! i didn't realise it was that kind of club.

not that kind of pole dancing. its the type lana does!

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
not that kind of pole dancing. its the type lana does!
aaaah!!! 😉 i know what you mean then 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Syren
Hey, ignorant, do I look like a man? 😒

*hugs Itzak* 🙄

Well it's too late for that. schmoll And no more doughnuts for you, missy! mhm

awww Itzak! Poor you!

Originally posted by Syren
Dorian - you don't really have to leave! I was just trying to inject some of the old style back into the club and if you and your lady friend are slitting your wrists and drinking one another's blood it doesn't look good for the club.
that was just him..........all I did was order a Bloody Mary.......................I didn't pay attention to how he prepared it..............I simply drank it 🙂

Hello!

Originally posted by Syren
Dorian - you don't really have to leave! I was just trying to inject some of the old style back into the club and if you and your lady friend are slitting your wrists and drinking one another's blood it doesn't look good for the club.

GMG - Dude, take a chill pill. You can be a bouncer but I don't want you throwing everyone out all the time, that caused arguments last time and if it happens this time round then we won't need bouncers at all, ok? Oh, and you don't need to maintain the club, I'm quite capable.

Devalion - HEY HONEY!! hug

LethalFemme - Of course, we always need barmaids.

ANYONE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?

Barmaid sounds tacky how about mistress?hmm