The Gentleman's Club

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You hired him.😛

Yep, because we needed brawn... but I didn't realise he was ALL brawn.

Q: How do you circumsize a redneck?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw. 🙂

Originally posted by Syren
The fact that you thought I was referring to the word 'Capitan' rather than the prefix you used ('Mon'😉 just proves my point; ignorant 😂

I'm a bouncer!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
But in the balls? cry Oww...

Originally posted by Syren
I have to say, kicking a customer in the genitals, no matter what he's done, isn't really on... we kinda need our customers to be fully functional leftright

Originally posted by Syren
Yep, because we needed brawn... but I didn't realise he was ALL brawn.

All that means is that you can sexually harass him and he won't know .ermm

You won't be a bouncer for much longer. Remember what I said?

DON'T PISS THE CUSTOMERS OFF OR I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE.

Or something along those lines eyes

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Q: How do you circumsize a redneck?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw. 🙂

LAUGH! 😠

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Q: How do you circumsize a redneck?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw. 🙂

😆

Lance, wanna be the In House Entertainer?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
But in the balls? cry Oww...

He never uses them anyway.😬

Originally posted by Syren
Lance, wanna be the In House Entertainer?

Sure...I'll go get more material.

👆

Q: What is the definition of redneck foreplay?

A: Git in the truck, b!tch.

Originally posted by Syren
You won't be a bouncer for much longer. Remember what I said?

Or something along those lines eyes

You have a way with words!

Originally posted by Syren
I have to say, kicking a customer in the genitals, no matter what he's done, isn't really on... we kinda need our customers to be fully functional leftright

Oh dont worry, my nads are indestructibleflex

Originally posted by Mišt
Oh dont worry, my nads are indestructibleflex

Yeah, full solid titanium imitations, he lost the real ones in Nam...

😆

Excellent stuff...

It's not just a hat stand my friend...*points to head*

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Yeah, full solid titanium imitations, he lost the real ones in Nam...

llol

Originally posted by Syren
Dorian - you don't really have to leave! I was just trying to inject some of the old style back into the club and if you and your lady friend are slitting your wrists and drinking one another's blood it doesn't look good for the club.

GMG - Dude, take a chill pill. You can be a bouncer but I don't want you throwing everyone out all the time, that caused arguments last time and if it happens this time round then we won't need bouncers at all, ok? Oh, and you don't need to maintain the club, I'm quite capable.

Devalion - HEY HONEY!! hug

LethalFemme - Of course, we always need barmaids.

ANYONE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?