The Gentleman's Club

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Originally posted by Syren
Hired. Consider yourself Head Barman.

Now, fix me a drink eyes


what would you like?

Name: Demonic Phoenix

Age: 15😮

Position Applied For: Deputy Host

Relevant Experience: All applications turned down due to my ageweep

Positives: Good Manners

Signature Demonic Phoenix

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Name: Demonic Phoenix

Age: 15😮

Position Applied For: Barstaff

Relevant Experience: All applications turned down due to my ageweep

Positives: Quick worker

Signature Demonic Phoenix

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Name: Demonic Phoenix

Age: 15😮

Position Applied For: Deputy Host

Relevant Experience: All applications turned down due to my ageweep

Positives: Good Manners

Signature Demonic Phoenix

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Name: Demonic Phoenix

Age: 15😮

Position Applied For: Barstaff

Relevant Experience: All applications turned down due to my ageweep

Positives: Quick worker

Signature Demonic Phoenix

Someone's getting locked up for letting the minor in. Where's the bouncers when you need them.

if i was actually assigened to bouncer this wouldnt be happenning

Originally posted by Syren
Nothing much, trying to employ people again 😄

Can I be a employee here?As a side job just don't tell spoony ok?jmsexykaren

*sips drink* 😐

Originally posted by KILLA420
yes very much so, this would only happen to incompetant customers

Hired. Just make sure you control yourself and use your judgement well.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Name: Demonic Phoenix

Age: 15😮

Position Applied For: Deputy Host

Relevant Experience: All applications turned down due to my ageweep

Positives: Good Manners

Signature Demonic Phoenix

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Name: Demonic Phoenix

Age: 15😮

Position Applied For: Barstaff

Relevant Experience: All applications turned down due to my ageweep

Positives: Quick worker

Signature Demonic Phoenix

Barstaff - Hired. Your age may have worked against you in the past but we don't consider that here. It's character and attitude that counts the most. Plus, you can spell ermm

Deputy Host - Positives would need to be a little more substantial. Good manners are a positive, but I think we need more 🙂

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Can I be a employee here?As a side job just don't tell spoony ok?jmsexykaren

Please fill out the application form.

Is this a club for actual gentleman, or the washed down version that today calls themselves that?

*starts bartending*ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
Is this a club for actual gentleman, or the washed down version that today calls themselves that?

You were allowed in so it's clearly the latter.ermm

lethal, go bathe first please

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*starts bartending*ermm

You were allowed in so it's clearly the latter.ermm

Yes, it seems obvious now, although I still thought there might be the possibility that I haven't been detected yet.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes, it seems obvious now, although I still thought there might be the possibility that I haven't been detected yet.

You were doing fine until I asked you if I could help you and you removed your pants.ermm

i must speak with the manager

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You were doing fine until I asked you if I could help you and you removed your pants.ermm

It was a stupid reaction. I wasn't aware that bartenders in gentleman's clubs have to be naked sluts.

make sure she's wearing a clean thong

Originally posted by Bardock42
It was a stupid reaction. I wasn't aware that bartenders in gentleman's clubs have to be naked sluts.

I'm not a bartender.shock

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm not a bartender.shock

What? Why the hell did you ask if i wanted a Sex on the Beach then......oh......OH!!

Originally posted by Bardock42
What? Why the hell did you ask if i wanted a Sex on the Beach then......oh......OH!!

I actually lol'd.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I actually lol'd.

Of course you did, you're a girl. that's what you do when you don't understand what's going on.

Originally posted by Lillith_MacBeth
nice knife *steals it from him so fast I look like a blur, then holds him in a crushing grip with the knife to his throat* be nice to my husband now . . . you might be sorry.

*Grabs your arm with swift quickness and sheer strength that have little time to react* *Shoulder throws you 14 feet across the room, you landing on and breaking the table that Bardock42, LethalFemme, and dr. pookie are sitting at.* *Runs to grabs a Wine Bottle then breaks the bottom making myself a sharp and deadly weapon to prepare myself for your next fail action*