The Gentleman's Club · The Off-Topic Forum

Bardock42 Junior Member

Are you going to pay for that table? What about the wine?

Milkie Senior Member

*Throws broken Wine Bottle at Bardock's face causing him to bleed uncontrollably* *Then kicks him in the chest causing him to land hard on the dirty floor*

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Milkie
*Throws broken Wine Bottle at Bardock's face causing him to bleed uncontrollably* *Then kicks him in the chest causing him to land hard on the dirty floor*

Are you going to pay for the cleaning of my clothes and my medical rehabilitation?

Milkie Senior Member

Actually I'm thinking about it since you were no real threat...

Damien B Sniper

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*starts bartending*ermm
You were allowed in so it's clearly the latter.ermm

Can I get a spiced rum on the rocks. DMB

Damien B Sniper

Can I have an aplication. To be a mercinary. DMB

Milkie Senior Member

Dude

Did you see the teaser for Army of Two?

Syren dreaming

Originally posted by Milkie
*Grabs your arm with swift quickness and sheer strength that have little time to react* *Shoulder throws you 14 feet across the room, you landing on and breaking the table that Bardock42, LethalFemme, and dr. pookie are sitting at.* *Runs to grabs a Wine Bottle then breaks the bottom making myself a sharp and deadly weapon to prepare myself for your next fail action*

Not allowed nono

Lethal and Damien, could you please fill out the form in my profile if you're looking for a job 😄

Bardock42 Junior Member

Name: Bardock42

Age: 20

Position Applied For: Supreme-God

Relevant Experience: The Jimi Hendrix one?

What positives can you bring to the establishment? I see it this way, what negative could I bring the establishment in case I get refused.

Signature No thanks, I've got one already.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Gah...been ages since I graced this place. Kerry, did I ever work here? I know I wanted to, but then you seduced me and I lost track of myself.

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by Syren
Not allowed nono
Lethal and Damien, could you please fill out the form in my profile if you're looking for a job 😄

I had a job here like 200 pages ago.bag

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Bardock42
Name: Bardock42
Age: 20
Position Applied For: Supreme-God
Relevant Experience: The Jimi Hendrix one?
What positives can you bring to the establishment? I see it this way, what negative could I bring the establishment in case I get refused.
Signature No thanks, I've got one already.

You can be the male stripper.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You can be the male stripper.

I will settle for Vice-Supreme god...if i get dibs on LF and Syren.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Bardock42
I will settle for Vice-Supreme god...if i get dibs on LF and Syren.

Can't speak for LF, but Syren is I think spoken for, so that may not work. Of course, I still haven't made up my mind, sexually, so, you could always tap dance in my direction. flirt

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Can't speak for LF, but Syren is I think spoken for, so that may not work. Of course, I still haven't made up my mind, sexually, so, you could always tap dance in my direction. flirt

Yes, I could. And I might. But first I want my Vice-Supreme god hat and the shirt that says "I may be ugly, but my boss created the Universe and a place with a lot of fire for everyone that doesn't like me, *****" shirt.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes, I could. And I might. But first I want my Vice-Supreme god hat and the shirt that says "I may be ugly, but my boss created the Universe and a place with a lot of fire for everyone that doesn't like me, *****" shirt.

mhm Foine. It's behind the bar. But don't expect me to wait around forever for you.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Err..double post...sorry....

Bardock is gay. 🥷

Syren dreaming

Right, Lethal has been promoted to my Deputy. Because she's, well, you know. Yeah ermm

Bardock, I need entertainment. Comedy, anything really.

Moose - Head Bouncer 😄

Check my profile for other vacancies and for information regarding employees eyes

ADarksideJedi Jackie Malfoy

Name: Jackie Malfoy

Age: ?

Position Applied For: Dancer and striper

Relevant Experience: Worked for Spoony and some private partys.

Positives: Quick worker and fast learner.

Signature Jackie Malfoy(adarksidejedi)

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Syren
Right, Lethal has been promoted to my Deputy. Because she's, well, you know. Yeah ermm
Bardock, I need entertainment. Comedy, anything really.
Moose, Bouncer? Barman? Anything you like 😄

I don't remember. Whatever it was I had to do, I was relieved of having to do anything at that time, because you loved me droolio