The Gentleman's Club

Started by Syren2,578 pages

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Chin up, would you like a coffee before we begin?

Originally posted by Syren
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Chin up, would you like a coffee before we begin?

If I drank coffee, yes 🙂

Tea? dontgetit

Originally posted by Syren
Tea? dontgetit
no2 soda

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*fixes soda for Strangelove and latte for self*

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tankoo firefirefireph

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Originally posted by Syren
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Originally posted by Syren
Good for you. We don't employ freaks ermm

Tolerant aren't we? ermm

Originally posted by Syren
Name: Shelle Belle

Age: Timeless

Position Applied For: Personal Assistant to the Hostess

Relevant Experience: PG-13!! shock

What positives can you bring to the establishment? Already proven worth.

Signature One hot Mama

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😍 thank you muches

yawn is it to early for a coffee with Amaretto?

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
😍 thank you muches

yawn is it to early for a coffee with Amaretto?

It's noon somewhere, right? *goes off and bounces...stuff* 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's noon somewhere, right? *goes off and bounces...stuff* 😕

Yeah. Here.

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah. Here.

*bounces Slay*

dEEr me, how does a Moose get into a gentleman's club?

More importantly I hope you are potty trained a Moose pile has to be a pile a mile high!

He's the Bouncer, as you can see from his current antics 🙄

I think he's read the job specification wrong.

Originally posted by Soleran
dEEr me, how does a Moose get into a gentleman's club?

More importantly I hope you are potty trained a Moose pile has to be a pile a mile high!

😐 If you're attempting to be humourous, you're falling well below the bar previously set by thousands, nay, hundreds of thousands before you.

SO, in other words, you're concerned I would come into a public gathering place, and take a dump?

Originally posted by Syren
He's the Bouncer, as you can see from his current antics 🙄

I think he's read the job specification wrong.

WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!! *bounces all over the frickin place* Jumpy

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*bounces Slay*

Fine. sadwalk

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😐 If you're attempting to be humourous, you're falling well below the bar previously set by thousands, nay, hundreds of thousands before you.

SO, in other words, you're concerned I would come into a public gathering place, and take a dump?

I'm starting to like this place droolio

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!! *bounces all over the frickin place* Jumpy

I'm going to have to start referring to you as the Doorman if you don't behave nono