The Gentleman's Club

Started by PandoraMomo2,578 pages

Originally posted by Slay
Because I don't want my soul to be sucked in to something by a soul sucking magnet? shrug

It doesnt hurt, it just tickles.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'd like one ticket home, please. 🙁

See this poor moose? Just two weeks ago, he was an ordinary moose. An All Canadian Moose, if you will. Until he became victim of the horror known as the Gentleman's Club. Unable to leave the premises of the earlier named club, the Moose makes his money by bouncing around like a moron. Only able to spend it on drinks and dancers his life has become a living... Hell? leftright

Originally posted by Slay
See this poor mouse? Just two weeks ago, he was an ordinary moose. An All Canadian Moose, if you will. Until he became victim of the horror known as the Gentleman's Club. Unable to leave the premises of the earlier named club, the Moose makes his money by bouncing around like a moron. Only able to spend it on drinks and dancers his live has become a living... Hell? leftright

leftright *grabs front of Slay's shirt* Call the police.......sweat

Originally posted by Slay
See this poor mouse? Just two weeks ago, he was an ordinary moose. An All Canadian Moose, if you will. Until he became victim of the horror known as the Gentleman's Club. Unable to leave the premises of the earlier named club, the Moose makes his money by bouncing around like a moron. Only able to spend it on drinks and dancers his live has become a living... Hell? leftright

Not exactly. The only reason he can not leave is because his antlers are too large to fit through the doors! He enjoys his bouncing around and flirting with the dancers. Hell, he's the reason a few of the girls work here.
Just give in boy. It's fun!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
leftright *grabs front of Slay's shirt* Call the police.......sweat

Any more of that and you're fired 😠

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
leftright *grabs front of Slay's shirt* Call the police.......sweat

*hugs* what's wrong Moosey?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
leftright *grabs front of Slay's shirt* Call the police.......sweat

I can't. They stole my cell and are about to eat me. ermm
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
Not exactly. The only reason he can not leave is because his antlers are too large to fit through the doors! He enjoys his bouncing around and flirting with the dancers. Hell, he's the reason a few of the girls work here.
Just give in boy. It's fun!
Boy? Just for that, I refuse.

Slay, get out of the club if you don't want to be involved *offended* schmoll

Originally posted by Slay
I can't. They stole my cell and are about to eat me. ermm Boy? Just for that, I refuse.

Shucks....
Oh well, enjoy anyways. Or at least try to.

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
Not exactly. The only reason he can not leave is because his antlers are too large to fit through the doors! He enjoys his bouncing around and flirting with the dancers. Hell, he's the reason a few of the girls work here.
Just give in boy. It's fun!

That's so nice of you to say.......

Originally posted by Syren
Any more of that and you're fired 😠

cry Even if I was, I can't LEAVE...

Originally posted by Syren
Slay, get out of the club if you don't want to be involved *offended* schmoll

hugI still like it here

Originally posted by Syren
Slay, get out of the club if you don't want to be involved *offended* schmoll

But I want to offend, I want to offend. cry

You person-who-is-intolerant-towards-transsexuals. ermm

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
*hugs* what's wrong Moosey?

shrug I don't know. Everything was fine, then the deformed guy *points at Slay* started to scare me....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
shrug I don't know. Everything was fine, then the deformed guy *points at Slay* started to scare me....

I can't help it. It's my parents fault for raising me so close to Belgium. I'm a victim, a victim I tell you! cry

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
shrug I don't know. Everything was fine, then the deformed guy *points at Slay* started to scare me....

OOOhh...... *pets moose between the antlers*
It will be ok, the scary guy is just confused and is taking it our on you

Originally posted by Slay
I can't help it. It's my parents fault for raising me so close to Belgium. I'm a victim, a victim I tell you! cry

Uhuh, always blame it on the parents.. right...

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
OOOhh...... *pets moose between the antlers*
It will be ok, the scary guy is just confused and is taking it our on you

Uhuh, always blame it on the parents.. right...


Actually, I'm blaming it on the Belgians. If their deformity wasn't contagious nothing would've happened, and you could get back to your Bacardi Breezers, lounge music and bouncing mooses.

Where the hell is that janitor?😠

Originally posted by Slay
Actually, I'm blaming it on the Belgians. If their deformity wasn't contagious nothing would've happened, and you could get back to your Bacardi Breezers, lounge music and bouncing mooses.

ok then. Bacardi breezers? blah. Nope, I prefer real liquor thank you.

Originally posted by Slay
I can't help it. It's my parents fault for raising me so close to Belgium. I'm a victim, a victim I tell you! cry

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
OOOhh...... *pets moose between the antlers*
It will be ok, the scary guy is just confused and is taking it our on you

Moira, make him stop, MAKE HIM STOP, please, for the love of God.....cry

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Moira, make him stop, MAKE HIM STOP, please, for the love of God.....cry

Blech. sneaky2
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
ok then. Bacardi breezers? blah. Nope, I prefer real liquor thank you.

Bacardi Rum? shrug