The Gentleman's Club

Started by Slay2,578 pages
Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Then you're late.😠

The Belgians made me do it. ermm

Syren dreaming
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Meet me behind the bleachers at three.🥷

I'm there 🥷

Storm Black belt BJJ

Originally posted by Slay
Actually, I'm blaming it on the Belgians. If their deformity wasn't contagious nothing would've happened, and you could get back to your Bacardi Breezers, lounge music and bouncing mooses.

no2 If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame the Germans. If you loose your keys, blame the Germans ✅

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

PandoraMomo I have a secret...

Originally posted by Storm
no2 If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame the Germans. If you loose your keys, blame the Germans ✅

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.


Can I blame them for my cold?

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by Slay
The Belgians made me do it. ermm

It's always about the Belgians. What about my needs? How come you never put syrup on me?.cry

Originally posted by Syren
I'm there 🥷

You have a 2 o'clock appointment.eyes

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by Storm
no2 If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame the Germans. If you loose your keys, blame the Germans ✅

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.


I'm fed up with blaming the Germans. For the next month, I will blame the Belgians.

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
Can I blame them for my cold?

Try to squeeze in my ear ache.ermm

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by LethalFemme
It's always about the Belgians. What about my needs? How come you never put syrup on me?.cry

I bet Eva Braun never asked that to Hitler. ermm

PandoraMomo I have a secret...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Try to squeeze in my ear ache.ermm

will do.

So we blame the Germans for my cold and LethalFemme's earache?

Storm Black belt BJJ

Blame the germs. Tell them they can make new friends in a totally different environment.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

PandoraMomo I have a secret...

Originally posted by Slay
I bet Eva Braun never asked that to Hitler. ermm

😂

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by Slay
I bet Eva Braun never asked that to Hitler. ermm

Actually she did I learned that in my historical sex class.ermm

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
will do.

So we blame the Germans for my cold and LethalFemme's earache?

It's all coming together.🥷

Slay Skyhighatrist
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Actually she did I learned that in my historical sex class.ermm

Oh.

*puts syrup on you*

Happy? ermm

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by Slay
Oh.

*puts syrup on you*

Happy? ermm

No....no I'm not.weep

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No....no I'm not.weep

*puts sprinkles on you*

Now?

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by Slay
*puts sprinkles on you*

Now?

❌

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by LethalFemme
❌

What then?

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by Slay
What then?

I don't know to be honest I'm just not feeling it right now.cry

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I don't know to be honest I'm just not feeling it right now.cry

Haha. I'm not THAT small...why must you always toy with my emotions?

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by Slay
Haha. I'm not THAT small...why must you always toy with my emotions?

Could we not talk about your penis for once?