The Gentleman's Club

Started by LethalFemme2,578 pages
Originally posted by Slay
No and yes. I'm not tyring to be funny, but in the area where I live it's easier to find someone who does own a accordion then someone who doesn't. ermm

So in other words I hit the nail on the head?🤣

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's just my pet name for you. petpet

alright then 😛

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
alright then 😛

Is that ok, or would you prefer me to stick to Insatiable Sex Machine as you requested? 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Wow....cool, I suppose.

Do you have a windmill too?


No, no. You'll find those in the North-West of Holland. I live in the southiest south.

Originally posted by Slay
No, no. You'll find those in the North-West of Holland. I live in the southiest south.

Clogs?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Clogs?

Nah... errr... charcoal.

Originally posted by Slay
No, no. You'll find those in the North-West of Holland. I live in the southiest south.

So you have an army tank?😱

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Is that ok, or would you prefer me to stick to Insatiable Sex Machine as you requested? 😕

That will work good too 😛

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So you have an army tank?😱

Oh God...

Originally posted by Slay
Oh God...

Do you at least hang people in the town square?ermm

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
That will work good too 😛

Excellent. Henceforth you are to be known as Jim the insatiable sex machine. 🙂

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Do you at least hang people in the town square?ermm

😂 And wear those pants that are too short?

Is this YOU?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Do you at least hang people in the town square?ermm

Yeah. Well not until further notice, we tried to hang a fat man the last time, and the callow broke.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Excellent. Henceforth you are to be known as Jim the insatiable sex machine. 🙂

Indeed hmm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 And wear those pants that are too short?

Is this YOU?


When I was younger. schmoll

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah. Well not until further notice, we tried to hang a fat man the last time, and the callow broke.

What about the guillotine?

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Indeed hmm

Uh oh...maybe not. I'll just call you Sex Goddess.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What about the guillotine?

I'm Dutch, not French.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Uh oh...maybe not. I'll just call you Sex Goddess.

Dammit make up your mind I had it with my sig 😆

Parking my limo in front of this club, stepping out while brushing the angel dust from my suit (powder sugar really, just ate pancakes).
So what's going on in here?