The Gentleman's Club

Started by LethalFemme2,578 pages
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I used to have a job here 😊 Now I'll just have a double Bailey's on ice please 😄

I guess I'll have to fill in as the bartender.😬

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Better. I prefer the stripper one though. 🙂

I guess I'll have to fill in as the stripper.😬

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
😂

Hee hee, hows things you disfigured loon? hug

Oh you know, rabid persecution from society, being shunned by family, and the sort. You, my handicapped turtle? 🙂

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I guess I'll have to fill in as the bartender.😬

I guess I'll have to fill in as the stripper.😬

😂 You ees one talllllented ho, chica!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh you know, rabid persecution from society, being shunned by family, and the sort. You, my handicapped turtle? 🙂

The usual....spending a night under police caution for cat burglary, drinking too much milk and getting locked in a wax museum for a night.

All in good spirit of course.... 😊

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 You ees one talllllented ho, chica!

Who ees you calling a ho? Choo don't know me.mhm

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
The usual....spending a night under police caution for cat burglary, drinking too much milk and getting locked in a wax museum for a night.

All in good spirit of course.... 😊

😆

I have the funniest feeling that the above is true ermm

Also, you still have a job, if you want it. What would you like to do?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
The usual....spending a night under police caution for cat burglary, drinking too much milk and getting locked in a wax museum for a night.

All in good spirit of course.... 😊

So, school has changed nothing for your personal quirks I see. Still dating that dead guy?

*walks in* what's up?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who ees you calling a ho? Choo don't know me.mhm

'Eyyyyy mamasita, I know choo.....you keeled my dog, and stole my beers. Choo a loco beatch.....

Originally posted by Strangelove
*walks in* what's up?

*walks over to him and gives him a bear hug* Nothing. *walks away*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*walks over to him and gives him a bear hug* Nothing. *walks away*
😑 I see

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
'Eyyyyy mamasita, I know choo.....you keeled my dog, and stole my beers. Choo a loco beatch.....

Choo got me fukkked up ese. I dont keel dogs I just date 'emmhm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So, school has changed nothing for your personal quirks I see. Still dating that dead guy?

I think they've actually got more bizarre...but I've managed to hide them from my flat mates so far. ermm

Yeah, actually we're getting on better than before...he's not very good at conversation though... 🙁 Or sex....weep

Originally posted by Strangelove
😑 I see

Do you?!! DO YOU REALLY?!?!?!?! 😠

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Choo got me fukkked up ese. I dont keel dogs I just date 'emmhm

Choo.......ees a skankburger...... mhm I cannbeLIEVE dat I let you do stuff to me..... 😘

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Do you?!! DO YOU REALLY?!?!?!?! 😠
No, I suppose I wouldn't.....but that might just be the wacky tobacky talkin

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I think they've actually got more bizarre...but I've managed to hide them from my flat mates so far. ermm

Yeah, actually we're getting on better than before...he's not very good at conversation though... 🙁 Or sex....weep

Ash..you've killed your flat mates, haven't you? ✅ That's why they don't complain.

Oh. That's nice. I........think this part of the conversation can end now. Really. ✅

Originally posted by Strangelove
No, I suppose I wouldn't.....but that might just be the wacky tobacky talkin

Well then, I guess we've put Mr Smartypants in his place then, HAVEN'T WE? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!! 😠

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Choo.......ees a skankburger...... mhm I cannbeLIEVE dat I let you do stuff to me..... 😘

Yous knew all dis when you meet me. Yous were even datin that chiwawa beaitch from de commercials.mhm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well then, I guess we've put Mr Smartypants in his place then, HAVEN'T WE? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!! 😠
😑

You're back on the steroids, aren't you?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ash..you've killed your flat mates, haven't you? ✅ That's why they don't complain.

Oh. That's nice. I........think this part of the conversation can end now. Really. ✅

Always assume the worst don't you? Crashed the train, killed the the guy who sold me the wrong chocolate.......I just locked them in their rooms for a little while...nothing more.

Yes..quite...I fear that I have said too much.............so...*bites lip and looks around* What now?