The Gentleman's Club

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Yous knew all dis when you meet me. Yous were even datin that chiwawa beaitch from de commercials.mhm

I'm quite sorry old chap, but I must confess, I haven't the foggiest what you are saying. I don't speak your funky quasi hispanic lingo. I'm quite British you see, therefore, I speak as if I have a cob of corn up my arse. 🙂

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm quite sorry old chap, but I must confess, I haven't the foggiest what you are saying. I don't speak your funky quasi hispanic lingo. I'm quite British you see, therefore, I speak as if I have a cob of corn up my arse. 🙂

Originally posted by Strangelove
😑

You're back on the steroids, aren't you?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Always assume the worst don't you? Crashed the train, killed the the guy who sold me the wrong chocolate.......I just locked them in their rooms for a little while...nothing more.

Yes..quite...I fear that I have said too much.............so...*bites lip and looks around* What now?

I'm sorry, but it IS due in large part to you constantly DOING the worst. You DID crash a train, and that poor poor bastard at the sweet shop, did NOT deserve to be disembowled. He made a mistake Ash, a MISTAKE. And now you've locked your flatmates in their rooms....likely sometime around, what, August? Have the screams stopped Clarice?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm quite sorry old chap, but I must confess, I haven't the foggiest what you are saying. I don't speak your funky quasi hispanic lingo. I'm quite British you see, therefore, I speak as if I have a cob of corn up my arse. 🙂

Again with the ass?*backs away slowly*😑

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Again with the ass?*backs away slowly*😑

You're so beautiful. 😍

Ah...shit, quoted the wrong person again...... 😠

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're so beautiful. 😍

Ah...shit, quoted the wrong person again...... 😠

I know I'm no match for Strangelove.weep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know I'm no match for Strangelove.weep

You got THAT right, my good man. droolio

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You got THAT right, my good man. droolio

I'm so glad Dominique loves me.blush2

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Was it the abnormally large size of my head that gave it away? 😕

I'm sorry, but it IS due in large part to you constantly DOING the worst. You DID crash a train, and that poor poor bastard at the sweet shop, did NOT deserve to be disembowled. He made a mistake Ash, a MISTAKE. And now you've locked your flatmates in their rooms....likely sometime around, what, August? Have the screams stopped Clarice?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
You can see right through me...cry

Yes....because....you're a ghost, Clarice....a ghost.....GO TO THE LIGHT...GO!!!!

So...how's by you? 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes....because....you're a ghost, Clarice....a ghost.....GO TO THE LIGHT...GO!!!!

So...how's by you? 😕

Hows by me? ermm *takes a stab in the dark* I'm fine....haven't thrown up in five hours so it's all good....sure you wanted to know that. 😉

Hows things on your end?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I thought ghosts' had to go the other way.....hmm

Hows by me? ermm *takes a stab in the dark* I'm fine....haven't thrown up in five hours so it's all good....sure you wanted to know that. 😉

Hows things on your end?

Not if you would like to stop BEING a ghost.

OWWW!!!! Mutha****er!! *turns on the light* You ****ing stabbed me!! 😱

Oh, wow....flu or bulimia?

Which end? My end? I've been regular and normal for weeks now. thanks to the prunes. ✅ hmm Alana will love that one.... 🙄

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Not if you would like to stop BEING a ghost.

OWWW!!!! Mutha****er!! *turns on the light* You ****ing stabbed me!! 😱

Oh, wow....flu or bulimia?

Which end? My end? I've been regular and normal for weeks now. thanks to the prunes. ✅ hmm Alana will love that one.... 🙄

I might like being a ghost....I can sneak into places. 😖hifty:

Sorry...😕 I can't help it....it's these scissors that were grafted onto my fingers by my crazy inventor father.

Bulimia of course....God... 🙄

Wow.....I just don't even know what to say to that...who's Alana?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I might like being a ghost....I can sneak into places. 😖hifty:

Sorry...😕 I can't help it....it's these scissors that were grafted onto my fingers by my crazy inventor father.

Bulimia of course....God... 🙄

Wow.....I just don't even know what to say to that...who's Alana?

I can imagine. The girls locker room droolio

Aisling Scissor Hands? 😕

😂 Of course. It's what ALL the cool kids are doing.

Alana - LethalFemmebot. 😄

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I can imagine. The girls locker room droolio

Aisling Scissor Hands? 😕

😂 Of course. It's what ALL the cool kids are doing.

Alana - LethalFemmebot. 😄

Not my cup of tea.... 😉

Yeah, they do come in useful sometimes...

Exactly, and I do love to keep up with the latest fashion. *uses her scissor hands to cut her wrists*

Oh I see...I didn't know her name was Alana..

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Not my cup of tea.... 😉

Yeah, they do come in useful sometimes...

Exactly, and I do love to keep up with the latest fashion. *uses her scissor hands to cut her wrists*

Oh I see...I didn't know her name was Alana..

But it's my pot. 🙂

Oh wow....look at all the blood........ 😕 🥷

I didn't either, I was just taking a shot in the dark in hopes you could confirm it for me. 🙂

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know I'm no match for Strangelove.weep

woot

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
But it's my pot. 🙂

Oh wow....look at all the blood........ 😕 🥷

I didn't either, I was just taking a shot in the dark in hopes you could confirm it for me. 🙂

I'm emo like that.. kid

Oh....you'd have to go through alot of names then..

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
You try being a ghost then mhm

I'm emo like that.. kid

Oh....you'd have to go through alot of names then..

To get into chicks locker rooms? MKAY! 😱

You're an emu? 😕

Right.....it'll likely be a while before I get Greta's name right.