The Gentleman's Club

Started by JKozzy2,578 pages

Originally posted by Korri
oh great ignored as usual

🙁 I'm not ignoring you, Korri!

what!? ignored no!

Korri ur the one of the few best things that ever happened to me, and I would nevva ignore you

[Chorus]All this drinking gon catch upAnd all this smoking gon
catch upBut some niggaz just really don't give a ****But some niggaz
just relly don't give a ****And all this drinking gon catch upAnd
all this smoking gon catch upBut some bitches just really don't give a
****But some bitches just really don't give a
****[Ludacris]Now let me be quite FrankCause I'm that
crazy nigga LudaAlways got a drinkAnd I'm steady smoking buddahI do
theEvil that'll bend you when I get youI'mma sit you downThen take
it to the mental and essential and clownEvery chance I getBitch I'm
hitNot by no bullet or no pellet But the smoke from the can a beer
shitI might just be too highThen I put my middle finger up when I'm
ridin' byAnd say hi to plenty liquors and I know it's a sinAnd if ya
tell me stop drinking I'll just do it againSo when I get old I'mma rock,
roll, shake, and shiverWith some blacked out lungs and a ****ed up
liver[Chorus][Infamous 2-0]Ey yo I do this for
bluntheads and whinos Steward Ave. HomesNiggaz from G-Ro committed to
slanging bloDoublin' dough 24-7**** po-po's I'm blowin' dro out the Ac
LegendRunnin wit 2 strike felonsAnd I pack 4-4's like Hank
AaronThen'll smoke a LBust shellsAnd dare ya to tellWalk up in
the clubPretty thug****ed up off head shotsSippin' Courvousier
watchin' hoes drop it like it'shotShaking **** and twatsPlacing big
face 20's and cockLoading clips and glocksKnowing we got the haters
hotThe ballin' don't stopJust drop more G's on drink and drugsLive
it up young nigga cause it's gon' catch
up[Chorus][F.A.T.E.]Now wit the help of Hen
and CokeI grab my pen and pad and wroteSomething that I knew was
dopeAnd represent for my kinfolkPimp a hoe until she brokeWit mo
lines than chopped cokeEy yo it's 2-0 I'm Eastside's KingBut I'm a
writer with a twist of AmarettaMy shit even come out betterGrab a blunt
put it togetherWhat a nigga really needRun up in the club and blow a
mother****er til hebleedCould it be an Icehouse put his lights outOr
the club get closed outIf it's hoes out I show outCall Tyheed get Dro'd
outThere's no doubt I love my lifeLove the lightLove to
writeLove the micSo take a dragGrab a bag and match upHennessey
and bad weedBelieve me it catch
up[Chorus][F.A.T.E.]Git it rightLudacris,
F.A.T.E. Fullster, Infamous 2-0, ATLWe are the dirty south's dirtiest.
Disturbing the peace.[White guy]Hey bring on the bitches!!

hey everyone any action here today?

mother****e

ok? well then can i get a beer?

no but i do 🍺

STINKFIST!!! wassup i havn't seen ya for awhile! thanks for the beer and get one for urself on me if ya would.

sure thing man FREE BEER !! ..

oh no ya don't it's the beers on me.

FREE BEERS ON JUGGERNAUT !!!

well hell-oh-diddly-oh!!!

how you do-diddly-oo-ing??

i think i've turn-diddly-urned into ned flan-diddly-anders!!!

*wails*

where is everybody???

i was just on EBS and i was real lonely!

well, Lilith said hi, hey Lil, but other then she........no-one!!!

sorry luv, I was asleep sleeping of a constriction in my chest and lungs and drooling onto my pillow... *hugs*

stay away from dildos and flanders

*sticks head out of window and yells across street to "Satan's Grotto"*

OY!!

WHAT.....ARE.....YOU.....DOING????

GET YOUR GODDAMN ASSES IN HERE!!!!

NOW!!!!

*pulls head back in window and realises she is not being very welcoming*

*shrugs*

Meh.....where's the Southern Comfort?

*goes off to search for alcohol*

Right here babes *jumps on ehre back*

*puts juke box on*

"My God, my Tourniquet,
Return to me salvation,
My God, my Tourniquet,
Return to me salvation!"

*slopes over to dance floor and shuffles around drunkenly, crying softly*

*dances with her less drunkenly and wunders why shes crying*

i love evanescence sooo much, their tunes just make me cry, i love emotional music, it's such a brilliant way of releasing pent up feelings!!!

Bid would understand, that's where her name comes from, "Bring Me To Life" by evanescence!

"Never was and never will be!
You don't know how you've betrayed me!
And somehow you've got everybody fooled."

i like emotional music two... and I know that Bid my blood two run is a line from bring me too life. ✅

*gets drunk and dances with Syren*