The Gentleman's Club

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"Wake me up inside,
Wake me up inside,
Call my name and save me from the dark,
Bid my blood to run,
Before I come undone,
Save me from the nothing I've become.
Bring me to life.

Froooooozen inside...... without your touch.... without your love.... darling....
Oooooonly you..... are the life among the dead!!!"

*collapses into her cleavage drunkenly*

😂

thatz why i've got the "frozen inside...." bit under my sig, i love em!!!!

also, i think Fergie from Black Eyed Peas (the girl) is f**king stunning, and I love "Shut Up"!

"that was a different thing!"

"no it ain't"

"that was a different thing!"

"no it ain't!"

"that was a different thing!"

"it was the same damn thing, same ex excuses, boy you're useless, wooaaahh!!!

oh i uh... see

Black Eyed Peas are kewwl

but I luv a certain song called "Gangsta Nation"

*looks down into my cleavage, surprised to see a rather drunken head looking up at me*

well hello.... hic ...... how are you then??

how does Gangsta Nation go then?

and who's it by?

BRB BRB BRB BRB

just fine luv *hic* its a rather pretty damn good view here... as most as good as your eyes *looks into eyes*

Artist: Westside Connection
Song: Gangsta Nation

Lyrics:

[Ice Cube]
Consider this an invitation, to my Gangsta Nation

[Nate Dogg]
Na na na na na na na na (Westside)
Na na na na na na na na (ohh ohh)
Na na na na na na na na (what what)
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na (yeah yeah)
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na

This day right here is really rough
These girls out here about the bucks
These fools out here afraid to bust
I have no fear, afraid of what
And in five beers I'm comin' up
Fools talk real loud but don't run up
When we come through they'd run it up
We still right here don't fresh your luck

[W.C.]
Homey I'm tired of the cowards parkin like this walkin like this
From the concrete when they chalkin' like this
And there he goes and a trick pose and a throw back
Holdin' a gack ain't gonna bust and know that
It's a dub ass C thang dub C brain
And we don't kick it but bust it and kaki jeans strains
I'm done movin I'm clearin the crowd
It's the who bangin bandana cri-mi-ni-mi-nal
The ori-gi-nal

[Mack 10]
Evacuate the building look here come a plane
No, it's the big bad Westside Connect Gang
And bump what you plain homey this who bang
With enough game to drive a swear broad insane
And we number one gunners no we ain't stunners
It's real with us partna, dealers and drug runners
And Mack need a ? in a H2 Hummer
Lookin hotter than the South Central L.A. summer
Let's go

[Nate Dogg]
This day right here is really rough
These girls out here about the bucks
These fools out here afraid to bust
I have no fear, afraid of what
And in five beers I'm comin' up
Fools talk real loud but don't run up
When we come through they'd run it up
We still right here don't fresh your luck

[Ice Cube]
What the hell is Ice Cube talkin about
That's how you get these here parked in you mouth
Westside ride trick, the same old spit
I don't conversate with chicks I ain't goin hit
I don't holla at these pros that sing like Ashante
Body like Beyonce, face like Andre (uhhh)
You kinda ??
But I'm with so my Andre got to be bomb rate

[W.C.]
Have you seen us, naw
Haters can't see us
Connect Gang we the G'est nigga
Countless calls and countless charges
Street niggas makin blunts out of Cuban cigars
Big by the linnas sip notic by the liters
With a flock of pros on us cause the cronic is ??
And to my G's incarcerated and on probation
I'ma stay bagin for the whole G Nation nigga

[Nate Dogg]
This day right here is really rough
These girls out here about the bucks
These fools out here afraid to bust
I have no fear, afraid of what
And in five beers I'm comin' up
Fools talk real loud but don't run up
When we come through they'd run it up
We still right here don't fresh your luck

[Mack 10]
It's a Gangsta Nation if you in you a G
And the whole world influence by the b in the sea
Now tell the truth rappers you don't bow like me
Cause I'm really from the gang ya'll is industry
And while I'm servin up and comin young hustlas and gluckas
Bangin for the hood causin havic and ruckus
You fools actin label kissin up like suckas
And your trick solder down when you pee lil bustas

[Ice Cube]
One thing I do know I ain't the uno
Big puno rap sumo on pruno (you know)
I'd like to thank the congregation
In my affiliation to the Gangsta Nation
I'm hard on them, yeah I'm ruthless
You like a stress sac, boy you useless
You know the side trick, better get up on it
Cause it must be a single with Nate Dogg singin on it

[Mack 10]
Look check this out man
We got a Gangsta Nation goin down over here
So ya'll might as well bow down
And join this Westside thang man
Cause once you get with this
Partna you as G as can be
Believe that homeboy
It's like that
Fred Red, what I'd tell you homey
It ain't a hit till Nate Dogg spit

[Nate Dogg (Ice Cube)]
This day right here is really rough
These girls out here about the bucks
These fools out here afraid to bust
I have no fear, afraid of what
And in five beers I'm comin' up
Fools talk real loud but don't run up
When we come through they'd run it up
We still right here don't fresh your luck

Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
(Consider this an invitation, to my Gangsta Nation)
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na

uh...huh .... 😖

song... she wanted 2 know...

*still in the back room with Tommy and recovering from hangover* quiet out there

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRr

quiet anymore?

what? tommy having trouble concentrating? 😛

😆 Yerss, you're hilarious 😛

Actually Yerss, he's kinda worn out, want to come and take his place? 😉 😛

jk... Syren will kill me 😂

Syren - We employ the sexiest women on the planet. For a price, they will twist, writhe and shake their beautiful bootys to any music. Enter, and live out your

wildest fantasies. We are clean, sexy and promise to show you a good time. Anyone will be admitted, but be careful,

the ladies are not all quite as they seem. we serve a multitude of refreshments, order ANYTHING your heart desires.

BidmyBlood2Run - (( I can see this thread being shut down soon... ))

Yerssot - "I've seen you ... shaking that ass"

Silver Tears - *comes back out* god these are skimpy

Saucybird007 - Any requests?

Baylin - Yes but I can't post 'em at the moment

saucybird007 - *grabs bloomi and pulls her onto the stag. Starts doing raunchy moves on her* 😖hifty:

Syren - I'm just gonna go out and introduce you all, one by one, so when i say ur name come out and take ur places.

i had two more stages built today, it creates a circle, each stage is lit with a different colour, i'll tell u which

one when i sing your praises in the intro!!!
OK GIRLS, ARE YOU READY TO PAAARRRTYYYY!!!!

Yerssot - ^THAT's going on!

Ushgarak - ((Get's out camera))

Corlindel -
quote:
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Originally posted by saucybird007
*removes bra from underneath my lace top and throws it at Corran*
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Now I've come over all unnecessary

Ushgarak - I would ask for a lock of her hair.

No... lower than that...

saucybird007 - *continues to tease the men by slowly pulling up my top with my right hand, then with my left hand

slowly lowers it under my skirt. Still dancing with seductive eyes*

BidMyBlood2Run - *plays Britney Spears 'Slave'*

BidMyBlood2Run - *grabs a pole on the main floor and spins around it, then bending backwards, stretching her hands

over her head until they touch the floor*

BidMyBlood2Run - I'm sorry, I don't swing that way... but I'm getting incredibly hot watching it.. where are the Syren - The Gentleman's Club
This club is for the elite. The ladies we employ are the most stunning, luxurious creatures on the face of the

guys?

LTA - *knocks on door completely sober*
can I enter?

LTA - oh well just have to Erectify that. *Call up strippers* lets get this party started once again

Stinkfist462 - *uses juggeranuts tab* ..... *evil laugh... suckkkerrrrr*

Fire - so you made a strip club?

Storm - well... you can call it entertainment

Stinkfist462 - im the bartender....... yeah i have a MAJOR hangover from the party of the century....... yeah... uhh

deniros mom showed up here last niight..... niiiciccceeeee show........

Syren - Nice to see that Stinkfist has allocated himself a job, might let him kaap it IF he repays me for all the

beer he stole last night!

BidMyBlood2Run - *grabs her hair band she's wearing and breaks it so it's a strand of cloth, letting her hair flow

down her back. She leans over Force as she stradles his lap so he could see down her shirt, and takes his hands,

tying them behind the chair. Leans back to look at him in his eyes* Better?

Baylin - Someone turn on the AC! its hot in here!

LTA - NO!!! coldness gets rid of the... errr... stuff

BidMyBlood2Run - 😂

Stinkfist462 - *is back... hey i didnt steal that beer.... i used juggernauts tab
yeah uhhh dammit i missed korri

Stinfist462 - Hey I'm a good bartender!!... go ahead... HELP YOURSELF!

Yerssot - *picks you up and pushes you to a chair*
untill you are officially accepted as the bartender by Syren or the girls, you will sit here and enjoy the evening

Stinkfist462 - *pisses pants*

BidMyBlood2Run *dances again suggestively, running her hands along her body*

LTA - Coldness won't matta now...

Yerssot - Horny guys...

LTA - All guys and teens are horny unless their sissies

saucybird007 - you just reminded me of Nelly 'hot in here' song.....

Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin for
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use

I said
Its gettin hot in here
So take off all your clothes

I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off

la la la la

saucybird007 - Well Horny guys, im here now 😖hifty:
however, im not getting naked today 😈

LTA - awwww... damnit! get up dere wit Bid!

LTa - I'm always on toppa things.. or gurlz

yerssot - as long as you don't bother these girls too much, I'll be keeping an eye on you

LTA - ummmm... how about you watch the girls, and I won't be forced to run away like a girl!?

LTA - wait i take that back... who? me? I wouldn't do anythi- ah! who am I kiddin. yea you better keep an eye on

me...

*runs to the empty party of the century and brings a lot of beer and tequila back here* DRINKS FOR EVERYONE!

BidMyBlood2Run - *grabs the pole, wraps her legs around it and slides down. She leans backwards so she's half off

the stage and motions for a shot of tequila*

LTA - *giver her the shot* keep it up!
Saucy get up there wit her!
*LTA's mouth starts to water*

BidmyBlood2Run - *drains the shot while upside down, holding it in her mouth, and pulls herself back up and wraps her arms back around the pole as she swallows the shot. She walks up to Bay, sits on his lap, and puts a lime slice in his mouth so the tip is being held between his teeth. She then bites the lime off of the rind.*

saucybird007 - *walks onto the stage wearing a red and black satin and lace corset, with black stockings, a red and black thong and sexy high healed shoes*

*walks over to the pole and starts to dance and slide up and down the pole, looking seductively into the mens eyes*

LTA - I think I'm gonna die frum happiness...

saucybird007 -

😂 *walks over to Larry, straddles across his lap and drinks a shot of tequilla*

LTA - Am I the only guy in here?

BidmyBlood2Run - I think you are LTA

LTA - --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by saucybird007

*continues to give LTA! a lap dance, moving slowly and sexy around and upon him*

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my fantasies were recently revised...

LTA - --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by BidMyBlood2Run
I think u are LTA
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oh that is so horrible...

saucybird007 - *slides up and down the pole gazing into LTA's eyes looking sexy and seductively, slides down the pole with legs open*

LTA - thank you god for putting saucy in de world...

saucybird007 -
quote:
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Originally posted by LarryTheArch
thank you god for putting saucybird into de world
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well, now i have made you day/night, im off to bed.
Its 2:13am here and i need to be up in 4 hours

see you guys tomorrow
*walks over to LTA, snogs him and whispers, thanks *

By bid huny, take care xxxx

wow, that was like a re-cap of good times! 😱 😄

really bid BidmyBlood2Run - (( I can see this thread being shut down soon... ))

its only part 1....