The Gentleman's Club

Started by LarryTheArch2,578 pages

lol
seriously tho ill be working on a new longer one...

Wait a minute. She's 15, right. *drinks beer and doesn't watch*

(... she slowly slings herself up the pole, and locks her legs onto the pole
where she promptly bends herself to touch her toes, giving a nice veiw of her umm... backyard. slowly she spins to the ground and starts too..

now what

.......um...blow kisses at LTA?......man me no good at dis....... ❌
sowwy.......

*goes and plays video games and thinks of riding on a kangaroo in the sunset on a beach somewhere in Australia.

trying to ignore the suggestiveness of Veras dances?

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
*goes and plays video games and thinks of riding on a kangaroo in the sunset on a beach somewhere in Australia.

i can tell u lyk aust, what wit de ava. n all..........

Originally posted by LarryTheArch
trying to ignore the suggestiveness of Veras dances?

😄

kangaroos rock

ey did u at ne point tink dat aussies ride to skool on kangas?
jus curious in all, coz i heard dat americans used to tink dat we did......

i rock too

*Vera stick out her tongue slowly as she climbs the pole once again. She licks her arms and legs as she moves and looks at the stunned audience. Up and down the pole she gos, spreading holiday cheer to all who watch. eventually she slides down the the ground and rolls and looks at LTA. She puts her hand forward and slowly and seductivly begins kneeing her forawrd...*

enjoy that tidbit

i dont

indeed u do.........dat was a good one LTA...... ✅ 😄

that was a good one

Originally posted by Veralidaine
ey did u at ne point tink dat aussies ride to skool on kangas?
jus curious in all, coz i heard dat americans used to tink dat we did......

😂 I've never thought that. Kangaroos are just so fascinating to us because we don't have them. Naturally that is. My buddy went to Australia and the first Kangaroo he and his girlfriend saw was the one their tour bus hit! 😱 I guess a bunch of little kids were crying and stuff and it ruined the mood. I'm sorry, but that's so funny. 😂 In a sad way. . . . 🙁 . . . . 😉 . . . . 😆 . . . . 😈 . . ...

😂 🤣 😂

Can you imagine? You are some American kid all raised on suger cereal and Coca Cola and all you ever wanted was to see a kangaroo! And then BAM!!!!! 'hey, look son, a kangaroo!' 'Gee dad, that's swell.'

SMACK!

😱 🤣 😂 😆 😱 *walks away muttering swell.....*

lol

*Vera slowly edges her way to the end of the stage and... gets off of it. Shes tired from all of the spreading of holiday cheer and all...*

now ur actions r urs BTW