The Gentleman's Club

..*.vera. sits down at de bar next to LTA and orders a baileys......*

*gets slightly drunk...*

😄 *........den collapses her head on de bar top...*

Where's my drink LTA?

what drink do you want?

How about...

Tequila

sure shot or bottle?

that fukker is at it again *cocks shotgun once again* lets go!

starts singing drunjinly

*MY MILSHAKE BRINGS ALL DA BOYS TO THE YARD, AND THERE LIKE ITS BETTER THAN YO *coughs and begins completely different cong* WHAT THE WRONG!? THE CLUB AND THE MOON IS FUL- *collapses drunkinly*

*picks you up, throws you out of the club*
time to cool down some

how can you do that when your a remote control?

I'm the bouncer, you're not

is no bouncer!
besides Little Man and me have had the most action in this club, and you're aren't about the throw me out *picks up the remote control and removes the batteries*

*unimpressed*
sir, stop harrassing the remote control
*kicks you out out the club*

screw you
*comes back in takes a drink, ignores all attempts by the "bouncer" to remove LTA fail from now on!*

*picks you up and throws you out again*
next time we will go further

oh fine *pulls out shotgun and shoots yerssot in the kneecap, crippling him* you ARE NOT GONNA kick me outta here! GOT IT!
*Picks the crippled Yersot and throws him out, then locks the door*

ps. this is very fun...

sees Storm enter... checking profile... get on the poles!

You shot our bouncer! I' m not gonna dance for you.