The Gentleman's Club

Well what does f*** me by the pool taste like pel? 😆

Originally posted by leatherface12
Um pel is f*** me by the pool any good? 😆

It depends if yer planing to chase it with an Orgasm. It's good by itself mind you but some folks tell me it's missing something vital without the Orgasm. I can make several different orgasms, what's your flavour?

Well I think Ill also have a sex on the beach. 🙂

lol i need a refill btw

No prob pal.

*pops open vodka bottle, mixes in everything. Juggles mixer cup for a bit.

*POP!*

*slides drink across bar.

There ya go bud one Sex on the Beach. Would you care for a smoke to be enjoyed after?

*holds out pre rolled smokes.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
lol i need a refill btw

*grabs empty glass off bar.

Comin right up pal.

*grabs bottles, does a little shaken for the Bacon.

*slides drink over.

*pours self a shot.

Cheers guys.

Sorry but I dont smoke. Its bad for your health, looks, and breath. 🙂

Originally posted by leatherface12
Sorry but I dont smoke. Its bad for your health, looks, and breath. 🙂

*looks around at smoke filled club.

You are aware of where your ass is planted right now?

*cleans empty glass with towel.

🤨

No prob Pal we like to take care of our customers here.

*presses hidden button behind bar.

*two animatronic hoola dancers pop up out of the floor next to leatherface. Start to fan away the smoke with palm leaves.

Ok I didnt mean to offend you if you smoke but its just bad for you.

Originally posted by leatherface12
Ok I didnt mean to offend you if you smoke but its just bad for you.

Well such is the life of a bartender at a gentleman's club. It's not all tobacco smoke though.

Well Ill just take a beer. 🙂

Well still applying for the bouncer job 😛 SYRENdo u needa ne bouncers 😛

That's the way 🙂

*Grabs pot glass from rack hanging over the bar. Pulls down on tap.

*slides perfectly made beer over to Leatherface.

*pours self shot.

Here's to marshmallows ...cheers.

Originally posted by DeNiro
Well still applying for the bouncer job 😛 SYRENdo u needa ne bouncers 😛

Lady of the house is not in pal.

*continues to clean glasses with towel.

Thanks pel. 🙂

Just doin my Job.

*pops out back to check on the kegs.

*stands up on bar

Akhem (cough cough)

Beer is for me, beer is for you,
First I'll have one, then I'll have two.

After three or more, I'll find me a whore,
I'll drink till I'm drunk, and I'll even have more.

I'll get up and dance, I'll get down and dirty,
I'll hit on a fat lady 'cause, "She's so damn 'purty"

Seven, then eight, nine, and then ten,
The drinking don't stop till the puking begins.

I'll get really tired, be ready for bed,
Then fall on the toilet and crack open my head.

There I will stay till the sun comes up,
My friends will all tell me, "Man you were snookered up!"

"Screw you!" I say, "I had a good time."
"Until you got naked for quarters and dimes."

"Even that was fun," I'll say with a sneer,
Thanks to my friend, that cold case of beer.

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