Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i need the strongest ya got
Right you are sir, hmmm let me see....
ok, so this is sure to do the trick. It's called Fu*k Me Hard.
*grabs Vodka, Triple Sec, Malibu, Midori, Peach , Gin, SoCo and Amaretto.
*Stands at a safe distance while gently pours everything into a mixer cup.
*Places mixer cup in lead box, closes lid tightly. Stands back and presses button to start the box shaking.
*ducks behind bar.
*ding!*
ahh all done, here you go pal, one Fu*k Me hard. Enjoy.
*looks down at a passed out Bacon.
So stop me if you've heard this one before...
Whilst enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he'd like to come back to her place.
The pair jump into a taxi and as soon as they get back to her flat they dive onto the bed and spend the night hard at it. Finally, the spent young bloke rolls over, pulls out a cigarette from his jeans and searches for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies.
Opening the drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the bloke begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?"
"No, don't be daft," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demands the bewildered bloke.
Calmly, the girl takes a match, strikes it across the side of her face and replies, "That's me before the operation."