The Gentleman's Club

sweet

Originally posted by sandman26
i don't even get a hello or a hi sandman i'm hurt guys

hey scotty boy. 😉

Scott🐰

*gets up behind bar

Welcome to the Gents club, I'll be your bartender for today. The specials on this evening are: Tequila Sunrise, Sex on Beach, Liquid Cocaine, Hollywood, Grateful Dead and f**k Me By The Pool although if that's a little ruff you can just order a Comfortable Screw. And plenty of Beer as always.

What can I get ya?

*looks around...

Well this kinda thing is bound to happen if you get bent on the job. The customers have walked out while I was thinking about moving from the couch. hahahahaha

*pours a shot.

sorry, i was trippin on the foot long J😄

yeah me too 🙂

*wipes down bar top, collects all used glasses.

That's my shift done, thank f8ck. Time to go home.

*puts on auto bartender till the next shift turns up.

*walks out.

*walks in*

ohh....

*opens the door*

Welcome everyone 😄😄😄

is asleep on sofa

*wakes up*
time to go home...
or to strat playing from the beggining... 😖hifty:

start playin what

ahem holden.................what are u doing here.........home now plz

Is there any Bailey's here, Mr. Peloquin?

i have to go home 🙁 y

as your women says............

hmm......?

says what

sth.....

that u have to go home............would u rather stay here and get drunk or come home with me