The Gentleman's Club

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I know, but they are funny, if a little long-winded.......

Hi Syren! how are you! i haven't talked to you in days! *jumps up and down* *lands behind bar* you want a drink? I'm back up bartener, if that's okay with you...

w0000000000t!!!!!

Hey girlie hug

Ya 👆 I'd love a cocktail.... Um, Bloody Mary? Cheers 😉

save the bloody mary's for tomorrow....a little har of the dog if you will.

Lets cut the crap and get straight to the margaritas!

Margaritas coming right up!!! *pours drinks with skill* Enjoy guys

I'm going out for a while. I'll be back in about half an hour, okay? *walks through doors and waves to Link and Sy* see yaz! 😊

Korri damaged my frontal lobe 🤪 So is there any prey in here? 😈

nope, just bloody marys. Will those do?

Originally posted by shaber
Korri damaged my frontal lobe 🤪 So is there any prey in here? 😈

Korri will kick your a.s.s.

*walks in with carrier bags full of cheap ciggies*

200 for £25 guys!!! BnH, Lamberts, Marlboros and...... um......

*checks bags*

Ah!! SuperKings.......... Just ask at the Bar ✅

hi missy 🙂

*walks in*

Oh...hi honey! how's work?

's all good babes 😉

Want a drink?

Korri!! 😱

Ah did nae see ya there ma wee bairn winkiss

aww scottish dialect 😮 thats so sweet 😍

Ya like? I got a few phrases from my ex (( 😠 ))

Love you hunny, what would you like to drink?

could i have a mailbu plz thank u dear

i hate my ex Holden is a fud! 😠

uh oh ex talk *turns and walks into a dark corner where he pulls up a seat*

nooo come back 🙁

*smiles at her Linky in amusement*

One Malibu coming right up. On the rocks? Or would you like a little mixer with it?

BTW, I thought Holden was with Spookey ((Phoenix Chii)) 🤨