The party of the century

*walks in wearing short vinyl dress, her hair down, and elegant goth make up and glowing blue contacts that literally glow in the dark.*

im in *burp* love... *starts hugging a bar stool*

LTA's in love with a stool😂

🍺 easy there larry.. have another

Bids in sexy mode right *burps loudly* now

nah! I luv you al- *runs to the bathroom for reasons I wont desribe here* coughdrunkalreadycough

lol........ HAHA!!! 😆 👆 good job... im almost there aswell...

Originally posted by LarryTheArch
Bids in sexy mode right *burps loudly* now

I always am 😉

*sits down on a bar stool and orders a Corona with lime*

for some reason my smiles menu wont work properly and I cant wink back.
oh wait im drunk right *almost throws up* now

sits next to the stool that larry is luvin... and orders another bud........ *burp* runs to bathroom for confidential reasons....

*sighs* this place is filled with boys

comes back..........

Im no longer in love with a bar stool. I need somebody else no*coughs*
*Looks around a bit until spying bid*

Originally posted by BidMyBlood2Run
*sighs* this place is filled with boys

yeah BOYS not MEN🙄 dunno wich is worse😉

a sigh! WTF boys are kewl, fer gurls anyway

*hides from sight*

wow I realized I am a "boy", only 13

same.... 14

those last to posts came out entirely wrong. Good thing I'm drunk