The party of the century

Originally posted by bLooMiLiCioUs
yeah BOYS not MEN🙄 dunno wich is worse😉

😂

*moves toward bid*

*waits for the funny thing thats gonna happen* 🍺

bid's too old n experienced for ya LTA😉

...... here it comes..........

no ones too old for LTA when hes drunk

(things to know about LTA when hes drunk
1.referes to himself in thirdperson
2.go for anyone, as long as gurlz
3.forgets any commitments
4.is way more sarcastic than normal
5.usually does something stupid)

*...leans toward Bid...*

*sees LTA coming toward her and thinks "oh no"*

... almost here....... 🍺

*and collapses into her and starts mumbling something about dancing bananas*

* gets on table * 💃

*stands up with her drink as he falls to the floor and sighs*

*wakes up after hitting the floor and walks to the bathroom for some much needed puking* *wonders why Stinkys on the table*

*is dead drunk*

heres some more Linkin park ... 🤘 💃

*walks to a small round table to drink her Corona*

*goes to bathroom for a much needed piss and puke*

is now in love with... *eyes pass Stinky, the bartender, DR, then settle on bid again. walks toward, leans in once again, and then blacks out.*
*wakes up far away from Bid. Needs new love*

whos my friend?

*points at the stool*.... 🍺......... 💃