First of all, my name is Luke, so I grew up with "Luke I am your father." That's not funny.
So they better torture some other poor childs name or something.
And yes, there will be something shocking to make us drool for Episode III.
Maybe Obi-wan is Luke's father, and Leia is Anikans daughter, or vice versa?
Hey luke i am your father
Hahaha!,hah hah,hahahaha! shit thats funny,i have a cousin called luke,and i use to piss him off in the same way,haha! yeah,anyways leia looks like Amidala too much with the brown hair and eyes.and luke has taken anakins features.so the thought of obi wan being lukes father is funny,but imagine if mace windu was like lando callrissians father...(I wonder why though?).how gay would that be..i dont even know why i mentioned it!
hey, i had the same thought a couple weeks ago and started a thing in the forum. so basically, here are my thoughts. you know how in episode i, there qui-gon and shmi discuss that anakin supposedly has no father. thats a loose thread that has to be resolved somehow in the series. we need to find out who anakins fater is. i think it will be palpatine/sideous/emperor. think of the "closure" to the entire series in episode vi, with grandfather, father, and son all in the throne room together. when vader kills the emperor to save his son, it just works really well. so vaders plea in empire stirkes back for luke to join him and rule the galaxy, could parallel sideous making the same plea to vader in aotc, except vader accepted. i dunno, i just think it would be really cool.
On th other hand, don;t forget that the two trilogies 'rhyme', as GL puts it. Anakin destroying the control ship in TPM echoing rhe Death Star in ANH, likewise stories of Anakin losing his hand/arm in AOTC seem credible.
Mind you, that would lead to a very large amount of sabre combats ending in hands being cut off...