X-Men lego and merchandise

Now presenting The Dark Side of Action Figures...

*mum comes home to find THE TABLE (battlefeild)...*
Mum: "Scorch marks! I taught you when you were THREE YEARS OLD-"
Me: "I know, not to play with matches! And I wasn't! I was playing with Pyro!"

To be continued...

only legends i got are magneto, thor and colossus, im waitin for psylocke, scott and im thinkin of gettin silver surfer. im 21 and they release the figures i want now, not when i was a child.

Originally posted by pr1983
they release the figures i want now, not when i was a child.

Exactly. All they really had was He-Man toys and G.I Joe's.

We now return you to The Dark Side of Action Figures...

Mum: *scowls* "And what about all the ice cubes?"
Me: "Iceman."
Mum: "No, water-damage! This table is an antique, I don't want it destroyed!"

for instance, i've wanted a large movie batmobile since i was six, i go into forbidden planet last week and theyve got this badass large one, bast.ards

Originally posted by Prodigy
[b]We now return you to The Dark Side of Action Figures...

Mum: *scowls* "And what about all the ice cubes?"
Me: "Iceman."
Mum: "No, water-damage! This table is an antique, I don't want it destroyed!" [/B]

How about Avalanche? lol.

great posts prodigy

More The Dark Side of Action Figures...

Me: *pointing to places the table has been chopped with an axe* "Sorry. It sorta is."
Mum: "And who did that?"
Me: "Wolverine."
Mum: "Give it to me, I'm throwing it away."
Me: "But Mum! He's an antique - you don't want him destroyed!"

imagine if u took off cykes visor...

((I'll keep going if no one objects - I'm having fun and I need to stay awake four more hours...))

Originally posted by pr1983
imagine if u took off cykes visor...

Yeah or if Pheonix was let go.

prodigy keep going

yeah

TDSoAF...

Mum: "Yes, I do! He drove nails into the table!"
Me: "No, he didn't do that! Magneto did!"
Mum: *looks skeptical*
Me: "Its true! Watch!" *grab the Magneto figure and put his hand out over a nail on the table* *then I take a horse-shoe style magnet (out of Mum's view) and rub it under the table to make it look like he's controlling it* "See!" *nail heads for Mum* "Watch out!"

More...

Mum: "That's ridiculous!" *looks under the table and gasps* *takes magnet* "This is your grandfather's! Dad's been having nightmares since he can't find it!"
Me: "Uhh... And Professor X has been having nightmares since Magneto found it!"

😂

"Uhh... And Professor X has been having nightmares since Magneto found it!"

brilliant

Even More...

Mum: " 'Professor X'?"
Me: "Yes - he runs that school over there." *points to large cardboard box at end of table*
Mum: "So that's where all the troublemakers live?" *goes over to box*

oh oh

Mum: *looks into box, which has been done wonderfully - complete with napkin carpeting and Saran wrap windows... and particularly good striped wallpaper...* "What have you done to my favorite hat box?!"
Me: "Nothing was in it, and there are lots of disowned mutants with no homes - they needed it."
Mum: "Hmph, in a few minutes they will be several more homeless mutants..."
Me: O.o