X-Men lego and merchandise

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Originally posted by Prodigy
Mum: *looks into box, which has been done wonderfully - complete with napkin carpeting and Saran wrap windows... and particularly good striped wallpaper...* "What have you done to my favorite hat box?!"
Me: "Nothing was in it, and there are lots of disowned mutants with no homes - they needed it."
Mum: "Hmph, in a few minutes they will be several more homeless mutants..."
Me: O.o

😂

Mum: *reaches into what looks like a study*
Me: *grabs hand* "No! They are having a very important meeting - don't interupt!"
Mum: *grabs an odd looking figure anyways*
Me: "Nooooo!"

((bum-bum-bum-ba... who could the figure be???))

Originally posted by Prodigy
Mum: *reaches into what looks like a study*
Me: *grabs hand* "No! They are having a very important meeting - don't interupt!"
Mum: *grabs an odd looking figure anyways*
Me: "Nooooo!"

((bum-bum-bum-ba... who could the figure be???))

Nightcrawler! 😱

Me: *I grab my Cyclops figure out of the meeting as fast as I can, along with a laser-pointer pen* *changes do a 'manly' voice to talk for cyke* "Stop! I demand you surrender him!" *I hold the pen beside cyke's head and click it on an off, aiming at mum*
Mum: *snatches tool* "I've been lookng for this!"
Me: "Hey, that's not fair, it's his only defense against you!"
Mum: "Good!" *sticks tounge out*

---THIS MEANS WAR!!!---

Originally posted by Prodigy
Me: *I grab my Cyclops figure out of the meeting as fast as I can, along with a laser-pointer pen* *changes do a 'manly' voice to talk for cyke* "Stop! I demand you surrender him!" *I hold the pen beside cyke's head and click it on an off, aiming at mum*
Mum: *snatches tool* "I've been lookng for this!"
Me: "Hey, that's not fair, it's his only defense against you!"
Mum: "Good!" *sticks tounge out*

---THIS MEANS WAR!!!---

😂

Me (as cyke): "I ask you one last time, hand him over!"
Mum: "Never!" *cackles*
Me (as cyke): "Fine then! Storm!" *standing cyke on the edge of the table, I grab Storm and an odd little contraption*
Me (as storm): "I'm here!" *I fly here over*
Mum: "What does she do?"
Me (as storm): "Do you know what happens to a mom when it gets hit by fake lightning?"
Mum: *baffled* "Huh? Fake lightning?"
Me (as storm): "The same thing that happens to everything else." *I zap mum with a 9-volt battery and a couple wires*

Originally posted by Prodigy
Me (as cyke): "I ask you one last time, hand him over!"
Mum: "Never!" *cackles*
Me (as cyke): "Fine then! Storm!" *standing cyke on the edge of the table, I grab Storm and an odd little contraption*
Me (as storm): "I'm here!" *I fly here over*
Mum: "What does she do?"
Me (as storm): "Do you know what happens to a mom when it gets hit by fake lightning?"
Mum: *baffled* "Huh? Fake lightning?"
Me (as storm): "The same thing that happens to everything else." *I zap mum with a 9-volt battery and a couple wires*

Double 😂 😂

Mum: "Ouch! Now look here! Enough of this - what is so special about this mutilated barbie doll in a wheel chair?!"
Me: "Hey, don't talk about Professor X that way!"
Mum: O.o "This is a guy?"
Me: "A makeshift one... Ya know... cut off the hair... paint the face... put it into a suit. It's only for until I get a real one..."
Mum: "Wait a minute, this is your little cousin's handicapped barbie! She cried when she had to go home without it three months ago - an we 'never found it'." *glares*
Me: "They needed a leader! And I need money - I'm broke!"
Mum: "What you need is punishment!" *makes a swipe to grab storm, but misses, and knocks cyke off the table*
*cyke is falling!!!"

g2g Prodigy but please don't stop posting the story because I can't wait to get back to read it later on and neither can Pr.

Originally posted by Prodigy
Mum: "Ouch! Now look here! Enough of this - what is so special about this mutilated barbie doll in a wheel chair?!"
Me: "Hey, don't talk about Professor X that way!"
Mum: O.o "This is a guy?"
Me: "A makeshift one... Ya know... cut off the hair... paint the face... put it into a suit. It's only for until I get a real one..."
Mum: "Wait a minute, this is your little cousin's handicapped barbie! She cried when she had to go home without it three months ago - an we 'never found it'." *glares*
Me: "They needed a leader! And I need money - I'm broke!"
Mum: "What you need is punishment!" *makes a swipe to grab storm, but misses, and knocks cyke off the table*
*cyke is falling!!!"

Hilarious stuff!

I'll still post it peice by peice for you guys, k? Meet you back here later! (:

(((This is so gonna be edited and made into a fanfic later by me...)))

*cyke lands with a 'fwoof' into something squishy*
Mum: *looking down* "Eeep! What are all those blue things in my salad?!"
Me: "That's no salad! That's the Danger room, now with a holograph of a forest, and, and cyke used a secret passageway to get to it - since it is in the hidden lower levels."
(AKA - the floor)
Mum: *pick up large silver bowl with dole salad mix in it* "This is wasted lettuce, and what is this-" *picks Nightcrawler out by his tail* "-a monkey?"
Me: "No! It's NC!" *I snatch him*
Mum: *gasps* "It's wrong to just take things from me like that - I'm your mother!"
Me: "I- I didn't! Nightcrawler is a teleporter, so he teleported over to my hand when he knows he's much safer!!!" *I hug NC protectively*
Mum: *sniffs, knowing I won this round*

Ugh... this all I can handle fo now guys... I've gotta take a break or else it won't be funny anymore... any suggestions are welcome - but it don't mean I'll use 'em!

heres the era statue of beast, this is the latest one

Originally posted by pr1983
heres the era statue of beast, this is the latest one

Funny stuff Prodigy.

That Beast statue looks perfect and it would be great (although expensive) to own the whole X crew.

yep, heres the professor also, apologies for the pic size

and sabretooth

Originally posted by pr1983
and sabretooth

Nice!. Although I don't know if its the angle or not but his chest looks a bit skinny.