The Drunk-O-Meter

Pictrure the scene....

It's a weekend and you wake up with a monster hangover. "Ouch my melon, exactly how drunk was I last night?"

Well here's the answer you all want to help with that morning after feeling, the Moggy Co. patented Drunk-O-Meter.

Simply get out the trousers/jeans/combats you were wearing on the offending night, whether they are on the floor or hanging from the light shade, and count the change in your pockets and use the following scale. (Works for any currency).

£1-5 in change = Mildy tipsy
£6-10 in change = Drunk
£11-15 in change = Mingin pissed up
£16-20 in change = Oh my god, I've never seen you so drunk!
£21-?? in change = Leave town you have embaressed yourself and others way beyond repair.

I swear I use the system every week, it works because the more drunk you get the less inclined you feel to count out change for each round of drinks whilst keeping one eye closed so that your hand and the money keep still.

Enjoy. 😄

hmm use the coins to tip, but usually i leave the visa in the bar😛
only barometer I have is to see how large the bill was. and it is sometimes scary huge😱

You're damn right. Becasuse if I wake up with that kind of currency in my pocket, it means I got so f***ed up, I left the country!!!!!😱 😱 😄

I only failed to use my system once, a few weeks ago, but that was because I woke up with body glitter all over my chest, teeth marks in my leg and my toe-nails on my left foot were painted pink. I had no need for the scale to tell me how drunk I was that night. Damn prankster mates. 😠

Going out with the pub staff tonight, it is free bar😄 😄 Yahooo
and I havent been out for a month😱 Can I get more drunk?
I hope someone brings a video cam. I might have to watch what happened tomorrow.

Drunks have very low sperm counts😛

1, 2, 3, 4 dammit!!!!!

Ewwwwwwwww😂 🤣 😂

Brew's on ME! *ToMacco hands out beer, happily*

You need to think one up for girls, mech..I don't think this one works quite as well...

As it is..I only have the vomit-meter..

The vomit-meter! 😂 I like the sound of that, would you like me to get a patent pending on that?

Think of the possibilities, we can release a whole range of drunk-o-meters for all ages and sexes. 🙄

The best thing to do is to get a tin of butane lighter gas, push the valve into your teeth and inhale the vapors. Its quite cold but try to perservere...

Hold it for 5 seconds and let it out whilst saying R-O-B-O-C-O-P.

It feels like your skull is made out of tin and has been filled with cottonwool.

Oh btw, I am only joking, don't do this solvent abuse does kill!!!😛

mech..I do think you should grab that patent up....we could use it for bother pregnancy and drunkeness..

and the wuv word !!!!!!

DJ V, good thing you said you were only kidding, I was about to try it!😱

Does that sort of thing go on in the US. I've always wanted to know that?

I myself haven't done it and I wouldn't. My friend on the other hand has tried everything when he was young, gas, nail varnish, Tip-Ex, glue. It is quite common in the UK for kids to get "dizzy" like this.

I spent the first two years of secondary school sniffing tip-ex thinners of my coat sleeve.

Aaah, happy days. And it never effected me did it? 🤣

not as long as you dont hear the helicopter hoovering all the time.😱 MECH dive to the ground😉

*Mech instictively dives to ground grazing his chin and getting little bits of gravel in his hands*

Damn you Finti!!!!!!! 😠

how much do people drink when they go out. i end up spending about 60 quid on booze at the moment. i then have a sixty pound hangover the next day. good stuff i think not.