The Drunk-O-Meter

Theres this fat girl in my Business Law class who spikes her coffee, her breath smells like booze, and she's always tipsy, she's really fun to talk too😄

Tee hee, I like her style.

I'll spend about £40-£50 out on the piss, but if we all go up to B'ham then that figure can soon double or sometimes triple.

Wow a $100 wated on booze, do you know how many Smashing Pumpkins Cd's I could buy with that?😱

oh about ten copies of the same album😄

mechmoggy, birmingham is a killer, why is it that the bars in brum can justify charging double the prices for drinks specially broad st bars. still i still pay the extorniate prices. damn those black russians and metz, damn you all.

Hey, Tex, you should ask her if she knows that she's fat.

"I know that you're always drunk, so do you reolize your a big fatso?"

B'hams just a once in a while thing. I prefer to do the Harborne run myself cus the kebab shop next to the Vine does monster kebabs in naan breads. Mmmmmm, weight gain. 😄

. . . what?🙁

That's British talk for you, like on that Seinfeld Visa commercial🤣

that fat girl is really nice, she's always saying the craziest shit, like today she told me, "Matt, next time you get in an elevator, face the back, dont turn around, it really freaks the people out". She's so kewl😎

You're name is Matt? Hi Matt, I'm Luke.

I think this girl may have a crush on you, man. Watch out!😱 😉

Hi Luke

No she doesn't have a crush one me, I'm like the only one who isn't turned away by her booze breath!😱

I find it necisarry to have people like that around. It makes my alcholism less raging😎