fightclub!!!

*walks out* I'm getting angry, and you don;t wanna see me when I'm angry.

*shrugs* fine... *fire dies down*

*the greenish tint goes away* Now where's that hairy footed monstrosity?

if ur talkin about frodo...then hes in a lotta places

*goes away Frodo-hunting*

*joins*

So how many of them are there? *Blasts a random person on the sidwalk*

wish i knew *flicks on lighter and watches happily as the flame leaps forth and lights two frodo clones in a nearby car*

gtg*ignites jetpacka nd flies away*

FRODO! 😈

*runs over to frodo dressed in ringwraith cloak and carrying sword and attacks frodos in the car* muhahahahahaa!! die little frodos!! *makes sure the frodos die in as much pain and as slowly as possible*

*turns around to see naz, only to have three slowly burning frodos die slowly nearby* already on it

*lets the car frodos die in the car as they are already to dead to move* *turns around and finds a gang of very clear frodos standing around a lampost all with clones of the one ring around their fingers* *runs over to the frodos and stabs each one of them in the shoulder*

*cackles evilly as the fire forms a giant skull and and starts breathing even more fire at the frodos* its so fun to be pyrokinetic

😂 very very fun! 😈 *stabs the frodos repeadidly like thay are pillows*

*fire skull comes crashing down on a few hapless frodos who start yelling stuff like "strider help me" only to realize that it aint the movie and aragorn is nowhere around*

and they can't be saved by the pillows either!

*looks around sheepsishly* yeah i burned the pillows already

good, now aragon can't pretend they are hobbits and make me stab pillows instead

yeah about that...i burned aragorn too...

YES!!! THANKYOU!! *does aragon is dead dance* yay!!!