fightclub!!!

heh...gess u dont like aragorn too much

no! he save the hobbits! the nasty little hobbitses! they stole it! they stole the master's precioussss!

ugh...i cant say i like gollum either...

*runs out of the fightclub* *comes back in on great big black horse and chases the hobbits around* muhahahaha! you can't get away!

which reminds me... *opens up portal above him and randy the lightning demon makes his dramatic return* [hehe this is fun] he says as a wave of electricity zaps a group of frodos

*horse rears* hey! your spooking my horse!

'ey, randy means no harm *communcates with randy and he warps a few blocks over to terrorize the hapless frodos there instead, then returns to incincerating everything in sight*

*rides in circles around the frodos confusing them*

*herds all the frodos in a nice neat corner, but before advancing decides to sit and laugh at them*

Hey you're riding horses!!! *gets on his horse Charlie, who is a Shire/Thouroughbred cross and very big* *Pulls Narsil out of the scabbard and starts killing Frodos* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the ring is MINE all MINE!!!!

im not riding a horse. but thats cool cuz killin frodo is fun

Hell yes!!! *zaps a group of Frodos with force lightning*

*torches a few frodos, then sends a well aimed siesmic wave towards a few frodos that opens the ground beneath them as they hurtle to their doom in the middle of the earth*

*tells Charlie (my horse) to kill Frodos* *rears and kicks five or six Frodos with his front feet* *kicks more with his back feet*

btw Where did all the hobbitsesss come from

i dunno...its just a ton of frodo clones

oh dude have you ever seen the Simpsons episode where they're watching Itchy and Scratchy and Itchy builds a cloning machine and starts cloning Scratchy and then he gets bored with just killing Scratchy so he builds a killing machine and sets them up next to each other and well you can see where this is goin *builds a killing machine and a cloning machine and starts cloning Frodos, each of which has only a few seconds to live before they are obliterated by the killing machine*

*sigh* yes i saw that ep

*comez in as the Blarog and kiillz u all with A'dun*

😂

😂 hello! i have returned!