Heehee, I was reading a Matrix story on fanfiction.net and found a part of the story that I think you guys would like/appreciate...
"He had emptied his entire Tommy at the Agent, and had only grazed him. It had been less embarrassing with the One: Neo had simply stopped the bullets. But would Agents do that? Nooooo, they had to go employ super-human-speed and dodge every last friggin' bullet. Damn Agents."
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