12 days of christmas...the KMC version

This thread will probably wane into obscurity like my other not so popular threads; Buy your copy of The Turner Diaries NOW and Spiders the Scourge of the Basement. But uhhh... let's see if we can do the twelve days of christmas with a KMC twist. It's simple, if retarted. Think of something on this forum that has x amounts of it, and put it to verse. And the best part of it is: You don't have to be a christian to play along. I'll start:

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a Forum with no Orlando bloom trooooooooooooools!

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two men who want to be women, and a forum with no Orlando Bloom.

on the third day of Christmas my ture love gave to me 3 ways to have a party, two men who want to be women, and a forum with no Orlando Bloom

i'd NEVER be in that forum😉
*thinks*

besides the point honey bunny 😉

hey where's the singing? 😛 😂

on the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.. 4 real name threads, 3 ways to have a party, two men who want to be women, and a forum with no Orlando Bloom

On the FIFTH day of Christmas my true love gave to me

FIIIIIIIIIIIVE ARCHIVED MOVIE FORUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMS! *Poses with jazz hands*
4 real name threads, 3 ways to have a party, two men who want to be women, and a forum with no Orlando Bloom TROLLS

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a modding job and
FIIIIIIIIIIIVE ARCHIVED MOVIE FORUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMS! *Poses with jazz hands*
4 real name threads, 3 ways to have a party, two men who want to be women, and a forum with no Orlando Bloom TROLLS

on the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me 7 "who is hotter orlando or johnny" threads. on the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me a modding job and
FIIIIIIIIIIIVE ARCHIVED MOVIE FORUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMS! *Poses with jazz hands*
4 real name threads, 3 ways to have a party, two men who want to be women, and a forum with no Orlando Bloom TROLLS

on the eigthth day of christmas my true love gave to me 2500 mg coke, 7 "who is hotter orlando or johnny" threads. on the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me a modding job and
FIIIIIIIIIIIVE ARCHIVED MOVIE FORUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMS! *Poses with jazz hands*
4 real name threads, 3 ways to have a party, two men who want to be women, and a forum with no Orlando Bloom TROLLS

On the Ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Nine Glass Dildos That Squirt Warm Murky Blood! 😱

2500 mg coke, 7 "who is hotter orlando or johnny" threads. on the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me a modding job and
FIIIIIIIIIIIVE ARCHIVED MOVIE FORUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMS! *Poses with jazz hands*
4 real name threads, 3 ways to have a party, two men who want to be women, and a forum with no Orlando Bloom TROLLS

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
On the Ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Nine Glass Dildos That Squirt Warm Murky Blood! 😱

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On the Ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Nine Glass Dildos That Squirt Warm Murky Blood!

^^^
😂 ROFLMAO 😂

Is that true love, or kinky love? 😱 😂

You are all twisted in a way i could not even imagine 🤨

😂 Lil, I thought u were here next to us. 😖hifty:

🤨 yes...i did too...untill now!!

😂 😆

Can u squirt a glass dildo? Wouldn't it have to be something squishi... like rubber? 😕