12 days of christmas...the KMC version

ARGH!!! Lets leave the dildos alone..leave them with Hiker..its his damn present!!

😂 Sorry Lil 😂

And to think, this started out as an innocent Christmas song 😂

Hey its ok 😉

I think that was a hint o what he would REALLY like to get...😕...lets hope im wrong...

I hope you're wrong too... very very wrong... 😕

😄

Oh, come on ladies, it wouldn't be for me!

I have an early crimbo pressie for the ladies 👿
Who would like to sit on Santa's knee??

*slowly opens Santa's Grotto door* ... are you ready ladies.......
go on in 😖hifty: .............

😱 Here he is........

😆

Merry Christams Girlies

😱 Id like that santa...i wanna sit on that santa's lap!! 😱

😱 shove off i want to too!!😱😂

Hey Saucy, I sent you that pic of me in confidence! 😠

😉

lol!!

Me first...man, thats one good looking santa that can climb down my chimney aaaaany day of the year 😖hifty:

ooo yeah👿

Merry Christmas indeed....😖hifty:

one of the merriest👿

If he was near it would have been....😈 very merry indeed!

😂 how did this innocent thread mutate to this?!
not that i'm complaining😖hifty:

Cos sausy posted that...Santa pic...thats just....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!! 😖hifty: I like Santas