Batman vs Wolverine

Started by OneDumbG060 pages

I don't quite agree with some of your posts. So I'll pose my theory behind his healing powers? I'll start with a normal person. A normal person has these abilties to heal: blood clotting, cell repair/mending, cell replication to replace lost ones (blood for example), immune system to prevent infection, adrenaline secretions, forms of chemical numbing and excretion of harmful poisons, etc. Wolvie doesn't have any extra ones.

Right off the bat, a truck splattering a normal person prevents many of these abilities from working because of pure shock, which prevents the body's healing system from working correctly. Wolverine by contrast, can easily get over pure shock. He fell out of the sky in HoM and landed on a building. He retains consciousness almost immediately.

The above abilities listed, are accelerated to such an astonishing rate that while a normal person could heal up a scratch in their liver and not much more, Wolvie could heal a gutted liver just by virtue of speed. This applies to everything, muscle sinew, blood, blood vessels, organ tissue, skin, nerve tissue. Its probably so fast, that while he's being damaged, his healing system is probably at work, whereas ours would take time to even start. If you apply this to a scene where some villain telekinetically rips his entire heart out, the remaining blood vessels that were connected to the heart are growing back the tissue at the stubs. Those cells in turn are growing back the tissue that immediately antecedes them and so on and so forth until he literally grows a new heart. Since the body's entire design is found in the DNA in every cell, by virtue of speed, we can see Wolvie surviving this type of massive internal damage.

Now, scientifically, Hulk's punch is equivalent to the force of a bomb. That's an instantaneous one time injury that could rearrange and maybe liquefy Wolverine's physique. But his body's cells remember the original design and could probably rearrange it fast enough to survive. So why isn't he a red smear when he gets whacked everytime? I happen to think that the adamantium absorbs a ridiculous amount of the pressure and distributes it throughout his skeletal system, taking the brunt.

good theory I don't full agree with it but it was well done. wolverine been hit by hulk plenty of times when he had no metal. what i think is is that his body natuerly stronger i know that his bones are far more dense then a normal humans

Originally posted by wolverine8888
dude ur straight up wrong. soffication may work yet when u let up his heart my start up again. wolverine had been shot bye a whole room full of gusy with machince guns and shot guna he was fine he did not even fall over. shooting wolverine can't kill him so that one underestimation uve made. also he been blown up plenty of tiems is still fine with both his ehart and brain dead yet they start up again. if u read wolverine comic u would know that bullet can't kill him. massive internal damge does kill him he just does not stay dead his heart and brain start right up again. I can't even count the number of times I seen in comic wolverien putting his internal organs back in his body

No, I'm not "straight up wrong". I'm, in fact, very much right.

Who said anything about letting up? If I was fighting Wolverine and had him face down in water, I won't be letting up anytime soon. In fact, I think I'd just stay there a good solid 30 minutes or so, holding his head underwater. You know, to make sure everything in his body is dead.

I freakin dare you to say that his heart will start up again then. If you do, you're not worth debating with.

I've read plenty of comics with Wolverine and seen him heal from the most absurd things, yes. But he also takes a good chunk of time (hours sometimes) to heal from extensive injuries. So don't give me that "you don't read comics" crap. I probably own more than you've read.

Ultimate X-men Volume #3 (I know, someone's going to say it doesn't count, but it's just an example, so screw you). Wolverine is hit dead on with a speeding 18-Wheeler. He's just a pile of bones and some loose flesh after that.

And he heals, yes. But it takes him a good two hours or so before he's completely healed. So, any hits even harder than that (say, from the Hulk for example), assuming he does survive, would take him maaaaaaaany more hours. Probably days to fully recover.

Oh, man. Another example. Ultimate X-men Volume #7 (Yea, I know I've got a lot of Ultimate X-men examples, but it's because I've got the entire series and they sure beat up on Wolverine). Wolverine gets capped (hah, I said capped) by three, only three, van-fulls of gunners at once. Gunners all carrying extremely high-tech, powerful, fully-automatic machine guns.

Guess how long it took him to heal? A whole day.

Suffocation is probably the best, and easiest way to beat him, however.

So don't give me that crap.

Originally posted by wolverine8888
good theory I don't full agree with it but it was well done. wolverine been hit by hulk plenty of times when he had no metal. what i think is is that his body natuerly stronger i know that his bones are far more dense then a normal humans

Of course you don't agree with something that actually makes some decent sense.

That's a lil bit harsh now don't you think? We can all be friends! Well... except for the people who thought Beast could beat Cap. You all can burn in hell for that one.

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Originally posted by OneDumbG0
That's a lil bit harsh now don't you think? We can all be friends! Well... except for the people who thought Beast could beat Cap. You all can burn in hell for that one.

😠 😈 😆

Hehe, that made me laugh. Seriously.

<--Was actually one of the ones that think Beast can take Cap.

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Of course you don't agree with something that actually makes some decent sense.

haterade.....

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Hehe, that made me laugh. Seriously.

<--Was actually one of the ones that think Beast can take Cap.

Yeah, I know you were... BURNNNNNN YOU HEATHEN!!!! 😠 😠 😠

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Yeah, I know you were... BURNNNNNN YOU HEATHEN!!!! 😠 😠 😠

Aww. Love you, too. 😄

oh man wats up with all the batman vs wolverine threads? 😕

Bats must really stock himself up if this is gonna be h2h. Bats usually don't do well against enhanced human in h2h(Deathstroke, Azrael) which Logancan be compared too. But if it's all all out fight. Bats will win. Skill wise Bruce is better than Logan. Batman stalemated Cassandra in BATGIRL#50.

dude batman in no way is better the logan hand to hand. wolverine knows far more styles and has over 100 years of experince so no batman loses. plus u add in all of wolverine abilites batman won't last long at all

I have been reading wilverine stuff and he does not show the level of skill you are speaking of.

Batman's skill makes Logan's skill look like a small frightened child.

he does he just fights with claws he does not use presure pionts and stuff like that cuz it uses less vs guys like hulk. by the way wolverine in pure skill took the master of kung fu out in seconds. he also beat iron fist as well in skill. he beat electra with just skill and a sword befor. he beat and killed ogun. these are just a few of his feats by the way alot fo time he does not aim to kill just to hurt

also wolverien took over 10 thousand hand ninjas him self in under two minuts with out taking a hit.

Batman has mastery of Death tactics which can put Logan down he does it with perfect execution.

Originally posted by wolverine8888
also wolverien took over 10 thousand hand ninjas him self in under two minuts with out taking a hit.

Yes with healing factor and claws sure. But i don't think he can cope with someone who out thinks him 5x better and further.

? u honestly know nuthing about wolverine do u lol. besides in every way he stronger much faster much more agility and reflexs too. u dont seem to under stand he beat over 10,000 hand ninjas with out taking a single hit. the odds of batman hitting wolverine are terrable. oh by the way detah tactics would not work any ways. also wolverine was trained by the first and second best fighter on the planet at the time and surpassed them both. hell back in ww 2 wolverine just using fighting skill showed up and saved catain america life wolverine did far better then capt in the fight also. batman can not wins this.