Celebrity Deathmatch... Bond Style!

Started by yerssot3 pages

the killer wit... how's that for a punchline? 😑

Boom boom!

shocking, positively shocking

Originally posted by A.D. Skinner
Alright Primative - Good thread...this I can work with.

Round 2:
Jaws ( Richard Kiel - Moonraker ) Vs. OddJob ( Harold Sakata - Goldfinger )

Although OddJob might have the upper had being able to use his hat as a viable weapon...I think he would be overmatched by Jaws, for Jaws could simply catch the hat in his teeth and then tear it apart as Oddjob watched in horror.

Projection:
Jaws in 2 rounds...The Tyson Move...biting of the ear.

Come on. Oddjob would win. I don't mean to start an argument, but look:

Jaws: Is completely stupid and braindead. Has unique weapon, his teeth. Has superstrength.

Oddjob: Has a functioning brain with much more superior power to Jaws's. Has unique weapon, his hat. Has superstrength, and he knows how to put it to good use with martial arts rather than just hitting people.

Besides, Oddjob could throw the hat and decapitate Jaws with it before Jaws could get to him to rip it apart. And Jaws isn't clever enough to try and electrocute Oddjob. stupid

but Jaws could eat Oddjobs hat

all the Blofelds against each other lol I say the one from You Only Live Twice.

the Henderson one? 😉

Originally posted by yerssot
but Jaws could eat Oddjobs hat

While the hat was flying towards him?

he can catch it with his teeth 😉

I suppose, but then it would come to hand 2 hand combat and Oddjob would beat Jaws to a pulp. Jaws is just as strong, but at least Oddjob can put some brains to the task, and use martial arts.

jaws would eat him alife

For this Deathmatch to be exciting, you must have a person move to the next round... like the Contender, and fight another person, not just have different people fight. Someone has to win it all!

like... ManSpider? 😱

Wow, one of my threads actually got 1000+ views... I need to sit for a moment!

Here's one I thought about for awhile: let's throw the fundamental laws of space-time continuum out the window and pit the three different Blofelds against each other from You Only Live Twice (Donald Pleasance), On Her Majesty's Secret Service (Telly Savalas... the original Kojak!), or Diamonds are Forever (Charles Gray).

I give the nod to Savalas... hell, he could beat the other two down with that turtleneck with the huge-a$$ collar on it (man, did I dress like that as a kid?!?). Or maybe just give the other two a beatdown with that trademark Kojak lollipop of his. Ving Rhames may have him for today's era, but Telly was the man back then!

pft, you forget that the one from DAF had a double to help him out 😉

Originally posted by yerssot
pft, you forget that the one from DAF had a double to help him out 😉

Yeah, but he was dead in the first 10 minutes of the film!!!

ah, right idea, just a wrong pussy 😉

Babysitter chick from, I think it was DAF or it might've been Moonraker, I can't remember. The woman that was doing the nursery rhyme about the umbrella...her, vs...the little boy who had the balloons in TLD.

the umbrella? 😑

She talked about umbrellas to her school children ...

What an odd death match ...