Whose ass would you kick?

*guns down secret service, pizzamen, and the occasional bush clone*
go!*

*runs trough the Whitehouse front garden, using his uzi to gun down the resistance, throws a couple of grenades.*
"Die die die!"
*guns down a CIA guy, aims for the second, pulls the trigger*
"Crap! No more Ammo!"
*Takes the grenade launcher which is holstered on my back. Fires a grenade*
"Die secret service scum, die"
*Shoots a few rounds of the launcher to killa few of the army guys. Then aims towards the main door and fires two rounds. The door explodes brilliantly*
"Pretty place! What a shame."
*throws away rocket launcher and takes flame thrower. Torches the place*
"Mmmmm... I smell fried chicken."
"Larry,Stinkfist, I'm inside. I'll call back when I find the target."

sees a couple of agents entering the door, and guns them down

You know you guys could get this forum shut down with that talk about Bush.

You need to stop now.

sees a secret agent, guns him donw, but it turns out to be diegocola
LTA shrugs and gs back 2 cover

*torches everything*
"Not so tough now are ya! hehehe!"
*spots a gorgeous women. Cannot be distracted*
"Come quietly Lady, I'll let you go, maybe we can hook up some day."
"Ye...yes...o...o...kay" She rans off.
*Some kind of chick. Goes back to the matter at hand. Goes up the stairs.*
"Bush! I'm coming for ya!!!"
*Flames a few secret service guys*
"Damn no more gas!"
*picks up two berettas. Arrives at the first floor and sees a barricade.*
"Larry, Stinkfist, aim for the first floor, at the center left of the placed. They've got the place barricaded. Dont worry about me, I'll find cover. By the way how many floors are they in the whitehouse?"

You guys are true idiots!

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well diego that would be kinda pathetic from the US goverment, but if you think they are insulting or hazardous report the posts

I stand by my statement I think bush is a damn SM lover

2 i think

they r probably under the whitehouse in the shelter by now
but what ever
*takes bazooka and destroys barricade*
*catches a gorgeuos lady and stars 4 a sec...*

Well let me tell you this Fire, calling him names and threating to gun him down are two different things. I would hope yuo would understand that.
I can safely say that this forum could get investigated by Homeland Security for the comments made above. Not yours but as to the death threats.
Do you want to risk that?

no, but I still would consider it pathetic from Homeland security

again if you feel that way you should report it diego

*screw it bush is the fukking president, shoots his comrades in arms and runs from the death ray*

hehe

Try this on for size
http://news.findlaw.com/ap_stories/high_tech/1700/12-10-2003/20031210041501_03.html

"Thanks Larry great shot!"
*Guns down a remaining US army officer*
"I'm making my way to the second floor."
*goes cautiously up the stairs. Guns down two army privates.Uses the two barettas to shoot an agent. Suddenly a burst of heavy machine gun fire puts holes everywhere*
"Larry, Stinkfist, there's some kind of new heavy machine gun fire over here. Its unlike anything I've heard before, some kind of prototype.Dont shoot from outside, or you might kill Bushy. Come over here yourselves and bring some men with you."

Well as I said that's Pathetic

BUSH kikS aSS
HELL WILL NEVER DIE
*defneds uhs loyally from the people who r trying 2 kill him*

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bush i meant
im not gonna go 2 jail