*removes bullet proof vest that covers arms*
"Larry you back stabber, we will meet again! Matrix Man: new targe. Aim for Larrythearch, repeat aim for Larrythearch. He's turned against us."
*Throws remaining grenade where the machine gun is. the machine gun shots cannot be heard. Turns head towards comerades with holes in their arms.*
"hehehe. Guys Stay here I'll get Bush myself."
*Goes up the stairs and guns down a lone us army private. Mans the prototype machine gun and kills all the remaining armed guard*
"I have got to get me one of these! Brilliant gun!"
*Lets go of the triggers with the barrel still smokin'*
"Bushy its just you and me!"
*Goes into Bushy's room. There's piss all over the floor.*
"Please dont hurt me, I'll give you whatever you want. Name the price. Okay I will, a hundred million dollars, no okay a billion dollars."
*Shows Bush his shiny metal shoe. Boum!*
"That's for me."
*Boom!*
"That's for all my comerades."
*Boom!*
"That's for all the people that hate you"
*Kaboum!*
"That's for all the soldiers you sent to their deaths in Iraq!"
*Pookakaboom!!!*
"And that's for all the innocent Iraqi people you killed!"
*Bushy's ass is now a big bump. His ass is all red.*
"Not so tough now are you!"
*Takes beretta and aims it at Bushy's head*
"No. I cant kill you, you're pittiful, not even worth it. I'll let you live with that disgraceful bumpy red ass of yours, you b****d.
*Walks away, steels a helicopter with his comerades and goes to secret island*
THE END
Originally posted by Darth Revan
First I would kick Dubya's ass. Then I would kick Schwarztnegger's ass. Then I would kick George Lucas' ass for ruining the SW prequels. Then if anyone objected to my kicking those people's asses, I would kick their ass too.
yeh dey all suk ne way.......*cheers darth on...*
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