i know quite a bit of family guy trivia myself, and one of my fav quotes is when stewie is talking to the interviewer on fifteen minutes of shame:
Stewie- "oh yes the breakfast thing, well i don't really mind egg yolks, but there has always been some tension between me and Lois. its not so much that i want to kill her, its just that i don't want her to be alive...anymore."
yes, the episode was called hes too sexy for his fat and it was the beautiful peoples club. its funny when peter takes chris:
"hey peter...whoa, whats that?"-manager
"what are you talkin about, thats my son, chris"-peter
"well he can't come in, hes not beautiful"-manager
"well, i'll tell you what, if he can't come in then i'll just come in! see ya at home chris."-peter
"aaaw"-chris
I like the one were Peter's at an interveiw for a job
"So Peter were do you see yourself in 10 years"
(don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife)
"Doing your... son?" 😆
or the one were Peter's trying to get Chris back in the boy scouts
"Look Chris a family of wasps"
"Well Marian this is a sub-par pork"
"I may not be a good cook but at least I can dish up some civility at the table"
"Susy did you know that you're mother's a whore?" 😆