Things That You Don't Want To Know or Hear...

let's talk about things that you don't want to know or hear about. random subjects. like in a bathroom, you wouldn't want to hear someone say: "just dropping the kids off at the pool!" just simple nasty things like that. let's just start off talking about the bathroom. little pranks. like putting peanut butter on your hand, then reaching over/under next stall to ask for toliet paper....😆 (keep it humourous!)

Groaning loudly and dropping a watermelon into the toilet.

pretending to have constentpation (sp?) 😆

On the operation table and the doctor says "Holy sh!t, what the f*ck is that!?" or "Wow this thing looks sharp" or.... "Oops"

nasty.

More like... "what do you mean you lost the knife. where is it?" *sploosh* "oh...i know where it is..."

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Going for a checkup and having the doctor say "Wow you're small"
😖

or this knife is real dirty oh well. i try.

Originally posted by §pearhead
More like... "what do you mean you lost the knife. where is it?" *sploosh* "oh...i know where it is..."

😆

doctors are operating on a patient and one of the guys say: "uh, where's the sponge?"

🤺

😂 nice one kozzy.

How about you're walking down the street and u see...bill clinton or george bush!! AGH!

yesterday, allie was asking hsiu-fan (guy) what his grade in chemistry was. i thought she said "so, what's your sperm count?" 😆

😑

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one of the doctors starts sweating... after a while, he starts wiping his forehead. Then, his hands tremble. He drops an instrument once... twice... three times. He knocks the tray accidentally out of the nurses hands... he starts to have occasional minor seizures...

Finally, "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" and he runs out of the doors screaming... the nurse says, "Sh!t! that was the fifth time this week!"

Originally posted by BOPRecruit 16
yesterday, allie was asking hsiu-fan (guy) what his grade in chemistry was. i thought she said "so, what's your sperm count?" 😆

I would've replied "10,000,000, sir!" 😉

a week or so ago, allie and i were talking about how stupid we are. i said that we don't think with our heads. then allie said, "if you were a guy saying that..." 😆

Oh, guys do. Don't worry. 😉

Pff...far from it.