Things That You Don't Want To Know or Hear...

Started by jacksparrow228 pages

i dont want to know about someones trip to the gynocologist....i know its healthy to go to one and stuff but when they are on the subway sitting next to you talking on their cell phone telling someone about it thats just over sharing

a doctor examining a man and says "dang! that's small!" 😆

"congratulations ms. madden! you have a baby boy." *drop* "oops..."

"aw, isn't he great!" *drop* "we'll name him jared..."

when the doctors pull the covers back to help a woman give birth, they go: "holy shit!"

Originally posted by §pearhead
"congratulations ms. madden! you have a baby boy." *drop* "oops..."

"aw, isn't he great!" *drop* "we'll name him jared..."

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😄 I'm the only one here that gets that.... 😄

I heard that during the average lifetime we will accidentally swallow 1764 insects in our food. I didn't want to hear that.

Originally posted by JKozzy
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😄 I'm the only one here that gets that.... 😄

madden, makes me think of the benji twins. just the name.

Originally posted by amity75I heard that during the average lifetime we will accidentally swallow 1764 insects in our food. I didn't want to hear that.
Originally posted by amity75
I heard that during the average lifetime we will accidentally swallow 1764 insects in our food. I didn't want to hear that.

(damn it! didn't finish my post!)

i heard that you eat spiders and stuff... 😘 hate spiders...

Jared Madden!! LOL remember him kozzy? quite possible the most retarded kid to walk this earth...even though he actually kinda had a high IQ. i'll never forget when we were in gym and he shies away from the ball and bill and i laugh at him. he runs up to us like a girl and in the highest voice imaginable..."shut the hell up!" then he runs away. im STILL laughing over that...and that was in 7th grade, about 4 yrs ago...

Originally posted by BOPRecruit 16
(damn it! didn't finish my post!)

i heard that you eat spiders and stuff... 😘 hate spiders...

Grapes anyone? 🙂

Originally posted by §pearhead
Jared Madden!! LOL remember him kozzy? quite possible the most retarded kid to walk this earth...even though he actually kinda had a high IQ. i'll never forget when we were in gym and he shies away from the ball and bill and i laugh at him. he runs up to us like a girl and in the highest voice imaginable..."shut the hell up!" then he runs away. im STILL laughing over that...and that was in 7th grade, about 4 yrs ago...

How could I forget?!?!?! And there always was that time when he stayed after school to play LaPlant's Atari! 😆

there's this one really annoying girl i knew in eighth grade, she was so nosy and stuff. when my friends and i were pretending to punch each other, the girl accidently hit my friend! gggrrr!

😂 Its so fun too talk about annoying people...*COUGH HALF THE PEOPLE IN MY SCHOOL ACHOO!* not you kozzy. all the other speds/nerds/jocks/teachers and so on.

at work: down the hall and to the right! (you're fired!)

heh...its funny how much life sucks. meeting new people; bah!

yeah, hard to meet or talk to new people.

Originally posted by §pearhead
😂 Its so fun too talk about annoying people...*COUGH HALF THE PEOPLE IN MY SCHOOL ACHOO!* not you kozzy. all the other speds/nerds/jocks/teachers and so on.

Anyone named Pete is wicked funny and always pisses off the teacher, I swear it's that name! 😂

Wow... so many people at our school are just complete jackasses.

hey kozzy u know kuchta right? well to fill in those uninformed persons, he was a new kid about 3 yrs ago. u pronounce his name as ku-kta. not as kooch-ta, as his name suggests. well, in a nutshell, we decided to call him kooch-ta and he got really pissed...it was hilarious.

Sweet
Another name commonly misponounced but idk why... Dicrutello.
Dee cruuu tallleo?? a-whaa... some subs (and teachers) just don't know how to read 😂

there was this guy with a really weird name that i used to like and this other guy that one of my pals used to like. had duck or ahwa in it or someting...