Lord Mechmoggy's Gentlemans Club

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Lord Mechmoggy's Gentlemans Club

Aaahh, welcome gentlemen. Please do come in.

Now welcome to my gentlemens club, for you all to be even here means you've all reached your proffesional and social peak. If you'll please proceed over to there and we change you all so that you comply to our strict dress code.

In here you will find an assortment of different coloured paisley smoking jackets. On the left there, we have a variety of slippers. Mr.RC sir I've put your specially pre-ordered zip-up tartan booty slippers in a box on the side. On your way in, can each of you grab a pipe or cigar or a cigarette holder please. Now your all ready we can proceed into the lounge.

*Opens great big oak door*

As you can see we have 25 fires so each and every one of you can lean against the fireplace and talk about manly things. Brandy will be served at 12 O'Clock and again every 15 minutes there-after.

Enjoy. 😮‍💨

Lovely. 😄

Isn't it. 😄

sissy club

Another bar, eh? Well, that's illegal. Only I can run a bar here and only finti can pour drinks. I'll let finti think of an appropriate punishment.

Gentlemen's club???...my my...and what about the girls?

Good point. he's even guilty of discrimination now. I'll let finti make up TWO punishments. 😈

😈 😈 plow snow through the entire Christmas holiday, outside queeqs establishment of course. And girls you are more than welcome into our fine and extremely cool bar.
Hands mech plowing equipment, you can use Yers and Tex for the hard and dirty work. aaahhhh three piss boys to torment 😈 😈

Gentlemans Club is another name for strip club in the US 😱

finti said:
you can use Yers and Tex for the hard and dirty work

Texas said:
Gentlemans Club is another name for strip club in the US

hmm, whats the hard work on a strip club....maybe you should reconsider what you said finti 🙄

someone always have to clean the toilets, and in a strip club.........say no more. So I reconsider nada

If I have reached my professional and social peak I want to shoot myself.

So now this is a suicide shack?
Oh brother!!! 🙄

*ToMacco pulls up in a bus loaded with people*

Where's the booze? 😄

Not here. In the real bar.

So, another bar.... bad.
Women only.... very bad.
A strip club as well.... extremely bad.

I'm sure we're closing soon.

A proper Gentleman's club is not a bar, queeq.

And another reason to close it down, this strip joint. 😄

Mech, I tried to open a place of my own. But queeq closed it down.

She's a punk who has a monopoly over the bar business here. 😄

I'm gonna rob you're bar, queeq! 😉

And we're not in the States. In the UK they are nowhere near that interesting.

She???? 😄

But yes, being a mod has certain priviliges. 😈