Lord Mechmoggy's Gentlemans Club
Aaahh, welcome gentlemen. Please do come in.
Now welcome to my gentlemens club, for you all to be even here means you've all reached your proffesional and social peak. If you'll please proceed over to there and we change you all so that you comply to our strict dress code.
In here you will find an assortment of different coloured paisley smoking jackets. On the left there, we have a variety of slippers. Mr.RC sir I've put your specially pre-ordered zip-up tartan booty slippers in a box on the side. On your way in, can each of you grab a pipe or cigar or a cigarette holder please. Now your all ready we can proceed into the lounge.
*Opens great big oak door*
As you can see we have 25 fires so each and every one of you can lean against the fireplace and talk about manly things. Brandy will be served at 12 O'Clock and again every 15 minutes there-after.
Enjoy. 😮💨